Nominated - Best Action Thriller, AVN 2020
Nominated - Best Art Direction, AVN 2020
Nominated - Best Director - Comedic Production: Joanna Angel, AVN 2020
Nominated - Best Makeup, AVN 2020
Nominated - Comedy Movie of the Year, XBIZ 2020
Nominated - Best Art Direction, XBIZ 2020
Nominated - Best Special Effects, XBIZ 2020
Nominated - Best Music, XBIZ 2020
It's 2019 and Jane Wilde is tidying up her place when, without warning, her eyeball falls out of her head! Not AGAIN! Jane sighs, picking it up and popping it back into her eye socket. Just then, Jane's friend Tommy Pistol walks into the room. Tommy fancies himself an amateur warlock and is there to babysit for Jane. Jane's appreciative, saying that she would never be able to afford to go back to school if she had to pay for a babysitter too. Tommy clearly has a thing for Jane, telling her that he would do ANYTHING for her...although, why isn't her HUSBAND babysitting?Probably because at that moment, Jane's photographer husband, Kyle Mason, is across town doing a photoshoot with Kira Noir and Kenzie Reeves. The girls are decked out in their cheerleader uniforms and flaunting their tight bodies for the camera. Suddenly, to everyone's horror, half of the skin on Kenzie's face comes sliding off, falling to the floor! As Kira helps a frantic Kenzie re-apply her face, she tells Jane that this kind of thing has been happening a lot to her lately too. Why NOW?! Kenzie asks.Kira responds that their bodies are falling apart because their contract with the devil is coming due, reminding Kenzie that after 20 years, they have to sacrifice a virgin to keep their eternal beauty. But NEITHER one of them knows any virgins. Although...Jane is going back to school for computer science...she HAS to know a virgin!When Kyle mentions that he can't wait to post the photos he took, the girls realize that they CAN'T let him do that, since it would give away their secret. Thinking fast, they offer to help him shoot something...DIFFERENT, something that's guaranteed to go viral.Kyle can't resist and has Kira bend over. Kenzie buries her face in Kira's tight pussy. At the same time, Kyle slips Kenzie's panties off and starts to tongue her little clit.These girls will do ANYTHING to keep their infernal beauty secrets...
With her black lipstick, thigh-high stockings, and fishnet top, tantalizing temptress Karma Rx is a goth's dream come true. But Karma's got dreams of her own, and chief among them is getting her brains fucked out. And she knows just the man to help her fulfill her twisted desires: Tommy Pistol. When Tommy arrives, there's no doubt that he's up to the task. He dives right in, getting a mouthful of Karma's massive tits before feeding her his cock. Karma gags gratefully as Tommy fucks her throat, tears streaming down her gorgeous face. This cum-starved nympho is ready for absolutely ANYTHING that will help her dirty dreams come true!
After the events of the last few nights, Penny (Aiden Ashley) can't take anymore, and goes to the club to confront Joanna Angel. Bartender Aaron (Small Hands) watches the whole thing as Penny storms in, slapping Joanna in the face angrily. Does she think she knows what's BEST for Penny?! She's NOT one of Joanna's whores that she can just push around! Joanna tells her to calm down. Penny's furious and there's no calming her down, screaming in Joanna's face that she doesn't want her in her life anymore, so leave her alone! All Joanna can do is laugh in Penny's face. Aaron comes over, asking Penny if she's ok and suggests that they get out of there. Penny follows him out of the club.Back at Penny's place, Aaron is soothing her and making an effort to calm her down, but she's still keyed up, pacing manically. Frustrated, she tells him that she feels like everyone is trying to get something from her and she doesn't even know what they want. Aaron thinks that maybe she just needs some rest. Anguished, she tells him that she CAN'T get any rest, she just blacks out---she doesn't even know who she IS anymore! Aaron tries to talk her down, embracing her as he tells her that he's there for her. They begin to softly kiss, which turns intense quickly as Aaron takes her top off, kissing her tiny nipples. She pulls out his cock and slips her eager mouth around his throbbing shaft. Penny is getting all the comfort she needs from Aaron, but what she doesn't know is that she's on a collision course with Joanna. And she's about to find out that she and Joanna are more alike than Penny ever thought possible.
I called my friend Kira Noir and invited her and her boyfriend Lucas Frost over to have sex on my new couch. They're too loud when they fuck and it always bothers their prude neighbors, so I insisted they go wild. They're a pretty cute couple and very horny sluts, and could hardly get in the door before someone was getting their ass licked! It was fun to watch and film Kira twerking her oiled up booty at every angle on and off a cock - you know, just to make sure the couch worked! And besides, I think this is really what friends are for- making memories and having giggly orgasms on gently loved couches!
So I got rid of my husband's gross old couch, but he was kind of upset with me because he had so many hot sex memories from his band days with it. Because I'm such a good wife, I decided it was time to make some new memories on it just to show him it'd be perfect for us. I invited my beautiful friend Gina Valentina over and she let me film her masturbating on it.. but something wasn't quite right- she needed to fuck with a REAL cock on it! I posted on the internet for someone to come bone her and the charming but creepy old man who sold me the couch responded immediately! He made Gina cum, and even gave her the creampie she requested - what a gentleman! I think this couch is gonna work out just fine.
DAMNIT. I find a really nice guy with a really rich sick mom and I get screwed by the fucking system again! My sister failed at getting my husband to sign over his inheritance, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and trick his brother Will Havoc into doing so. It wasn't as easy as I thought it would be- my brother-in-law said I needed an excuse to see him! Pretending to care is so hard, and he saw right through my 'funeral card' plan, noticing it was in fact, not a card, but his mom's will. I mean, his name is Will, and I brought over a will, so.. UGH. Anyway, terrible people turn him on, so I used my pussy as a last resort to get my way. Piece of cake! ...or is it?
Ivy Lebelle had a craving for someone big and sweet, and CLEARLY that means Prince Yahshua, his tender kisses and rock-solid dong! She slid his rod down her throat between her pretty lips and savored every suck. Ivy twerked her booty as Prince entered her twat, pounding from behind, pausing between strong thrusts for deep makeouts. Her pussy gripped onto his beautiful black cock, which fit like it was meant to live inside her cunt, fucking her hard, grinding, riding, and making her cum forever. She is such a little whore for big Daddy Prince's dick!
Kenzie Reeves was annoyed to discover her dad's weird friend Tommy Pistol is STILL hasn't left the house since their Christmas party (which was MONTHS ago) complaining of a hangover, and her annual slumber party is tonight! Insisting he was a hit at parties, Kenzie's devious genius kicked in and decided to turn him into a human piñata - some kind of hit for sure. Talk about extreme arts and crafts! During the test run, Tommy got aroused being whacked in the junk for the first time- and Kenzie thought that was fucking HOT! She was going to get every sweet drop of candy out of him! This is gonna be the best slumber party ever.
Succubus Hecate, Sarah Jessie, is furious that the Devil is trying to crown his half-human daughter Cindy Queen of Hell - so furious that she tries to launch an evil plan with Leviathan to undermine Lucifer's efforts! Using her demon wits and tits, she is determined to rule the underworld and she'll stop at nothing, including fucking his best friend. Too bad she didn't realize: Levi would never double-cross his bro like that, so he put on his best performance, did the deed, and revealed the truth after he came all over her!
Small Hands and Spanish tattooed beauty Silvia Rubi fell in love in Ibiza. It was so romantic - they swam and made out in the ocean, then snuck off into a secluded beach cave hidden from view, where they began to make hardcore sex to each other's quivering loins. Silvia deep throated his cock to start, they 69'd, and she whispered sweet nothings en Espanol to her dearest, as he plunged his meat into her velvet wallet. Their intense eye contact as she rides him cowgirl makes me so wet! I feel like I'm in the middle of a modern romance novel.
Witness cute as a button Chloe Carter in her first porn movie ever! This gorgeous and smiley brunette has perky natural boobs and a perfectly tight, round booty to match. Chloe has a professional grade twerking ass. Her first day on set she learned that hot girls always walk slowly upstairs where a horny man with a big erection appears to be waiting, ready for action - enter Small Hands! Such a gentleman licking her pussy and welcoming her to the BA family with his rock solid dick. Our sweet camera virgin took a tender doggystyle deep-dicking like a natural and wasn't nervous at all!
