Soldiering on in our pursuit of the perfect babysitter, we welcomed our next candidate into our home: the luscious Alina Lopez. We kicked off the interview by telling Alina how important it is that our little one be well-versed in the arts. And what's an essential part of all great art? Well, INSPIRATION, of course! So we offered Alina the living room as her stage and told her to inspire us. Alina got to work, stripping off her clothes and gyrating her stacked body as she twerked her juicy ass and motorboated us with her perky titties. Well, it's safe to say that she DEFINITELY inspired us. In fact, we were feeling SO inspired that we pulled Alina in for a good old-fashioned performance art piece...our patented family threesome. We didn't realize it at first, but Alina really was a starving artist...starving for COCK!
The luscious Ivy Lebelle, decked out in a skintight black mini-dress and razor-sharp high heels, is just aching to get her slit slammed. And this voluptuous vixen has found the perfect man-servant to do her naughty bidding: Lucas Frost. With a snap of her fingers, Lucas arrives to navigate all of Ivy's dangerous curves. But Lucas had better watch out, because Ivy wants all her juicy fuck-holes filled with some throbbing man-meat, and this femme fatale ALWAYS gets what she wants.
Rocky Emerson tweaks her hard nipples between her fingers as she oils up her luscious titties. Slathering oil all over her tight asshole, she spreads her sweet cheeks and flicks her swollen clit, her warm fuck-box twitching with anticipation. Steve Holmes arrives to stretch out her holes, but before he can drench her with his hot goo, he drenches her with even MORE oil, getting her primed and ready for his massive man-meat. When he has Rocky totally BEGGING for it, Steve lets her have it, feeding his monster member down her cum-guzzling throat before he slides it inside her sopping wet pussy. With her snug fuck-hole wrapped around his dick, these two are about to turn each other out and let their juices loose...
Aussie blonde Isabelle Deltore was working that ass hard in her little pink thong to get in shape for the fitness competition this weekend, but her trainer Small Hands didn't think she was serious about it. She's been upping her reps and weights and is still nowhere near her goals! That settles it. They need to focus on her protein outtake. She didn't really understand at first, but Small Hands helpfully explained that things would be better for her if she got some cum on her tattoo area. That's right: Isabelle needs cum on her tattoo! Jizz has the same nutritional value as a fried egg, and unlike a fried egg, it's VERY good for the skin. Time to make some gains!
Ariana Marie finally opened a yoga studio a year after that tragic night. Tommy Pistol and Bill Bailey came in for a class, but thrusting their pelvises up towards the sun wasn't doing it. Ariana revealed she was new to teaching but wanted to take the it to a new level by exploring their centers with sexual passion, going with a Devil's Triangle flow engaging in threeway sex and working those yoga dicks inside of her mouth and pussy! The students took turns sharing her holes, focusing their core energy into her pleasure. After finding their bliss all over the teacher's face and perky natural tits, they left her to clean up after them. Ugh, what a nightmare! Little did Ariana know, her nightmare had been in progress for far longer, and would be over soon...
Katrina Jade was folding laundry and ignoring calls, intent on laying low, so she was shocked to find the widow of the woman who died after their lesbian orgy knocking on her door for an appointment. Ivy is such a bitch for setting this up! She was curious to know if he told anyone about what happened, but it seemed that no one seemed to mind her missing, and no one found a body. Fucking on the anniversary of her death would be messed up, but he confessed he thought it would bring him closure, plus she was the hottest of any of the escorts he'd met. Being that Ivy always says SHE's the hottest, this really made Katrina's pussy tingle and she had to have that dick! Let's just say laundry day can be a very dangerous day.
Rocky Emerson thinks that because she's tall and totally fucking gorgeous, that nobody will care about asking for ID - but handsome bartender Small Hands wasn't having it as she tried flirting and lifting her little black dress revealing her lacy red lingerie underneath. She had to go... but this bratty teen got horny when he scolded her, so she stomped off into the bathroom stall to masturbate! Shocked to find her, she admitted the truth, asking if she could stay for some cock. Instead of pounding drinks at the bar, he could pound her tight pussy deep and hard all over it! Getting cum drunk is more fun anyway.
Busty brunette Angela White saw a negative review for Metal Massage and thought she thought she might see if she could help bounce up their rating. Angela requested the 'deep tissue' and Small Hands was A-OK with the gloriously luscious bombshell stripping down to her fishnet bodystocking so he could go extra hard. Once on all fours on the table as her masseur instructed, she enjoyed the sensation of coconut oil being squirted and rubbed all over her booty, and then something unexpected happened... He metal shouted into her butthole - and it felt incredible! She could really feel the vibrations deep inside of her, and she wanted more! And once she explained that 'more' meant his big cock, that is exactly what this happy cum-covered customer got! Five stars.
The dudes at Metal Massage were late on rent! Landlord and Empress of the Metal Massage Kingdom Joanna Angel wasn't thrilled about it, so it was important they made a good impression on Karlee Grey, a verified reviewer she was sending in. If she left good feedback, it might drum up some business- which would be no problem for drummer Owen Gray! He can drum up AND down. Karlee was impressed by the atmosphere and hipster trendy casual ambiance, and was interested in the 'Drum Solo.' Karlee did NOT appreciate Owen's band's music being played, but working his sticks on her knots felt so interesting she wondered what else his hands... and tongue and dick could do! Let's just say he sent her off as a satisfied customer.
Crazed superfan Carmen Caliente bought VIP tickets and expected VIP access to the band, finding Mick Blue alone in their private musician area. Mick's girl was waiting outside and he was going to kick her out, but as his BIGGEST FAN, she explained it was destiny for them to meet, and so was twerking for her favorite rockstar. Wild groupie slut Carmen fucked everyone else in the whole band and she needed to fuck him too! Just a little fan blowjob wasn't out of the regular for him, right? Come on, won't you make her dreams come true so she can die a happy girl?? Mick knew she was crazy, but that was gonna equal some crazy-good sex, and he was willing to risk it! It'll be just their secret.
While I was at work, my younger sister Holly Hendrix stole some of my clothes and played dress up in an attempt to be cool and fuck my man. I can't believe that punk-ass twerp managed to get backstage- who does she think she is, me? Men are easy, especially horny band dudes, and she knows it! It wasn't so hard to take advantage of the situation and by situation I mean Small Hands' boner, plus I suppose she's a hot little piece of ass when she turns on the groupie slut charm! She takes after and takes dick just like me, it's cute. As far as I'm concerned, she earned her load of cum, even if my guy is a dirty cheater!
Aaliyah Hadid convinced the bouncers to let her back stage to meet her favorite musician. At first she seemed shy, but those thigh high fuck-me boots told another story. Logan normally has strict backstage rules, but sweet and innocent Aaliyah begged not to be thrown out and he agreed to a picture. Just a picture? What about an autograph across her nice big titties, written in cum? Now that's a curious idea. Aaliyah could hardly believe this was happening, and she was gonna make damn sure every second of cock-sucking and fucking her idol was the best sex with a fan ever had! A starfucker is born.
Goth princess Arya Fae was relaxing by the pool - but sherry and cigarettes wasn't doing it for her. Arya needed of anal sex and orgasms! Her loyal man servant Steve Holmes probed her tight ass and pussy with his fingers, making her tingle with excitement to fuck. She sucked his rod down her throat ravenously, and Steve was happy to return the favor, diving face first into her cunt as his erect cock grew. She spread her lovely pink whore holes for him to plunge his manhood deep inside for her pleasure. Steve made out with Arya's precious gape and delivered an anal pounding she would not soon forget. This dirty little slut took full advantage of his flesh ride, and happily earned her face full of cum!
Oh dear! Twisted blonde brat Chloe Cherry was a naughty girl and ruined all her dolls! What's a troublemaker to do? The only thing left to have fun with was her sweet pink twat! Daddy Small Hands was disappointed in her actions, but he would use his big cock in her pretty ass and pussy to correct her misbehavior. It's not really a punishment for a girl who loves to fuck, but she's very sorry for being a bad girl- she is, after all, a very good goth anal whore determined to make her daddy smile. Wanna play with her toys? You'll have to retrieve them from her butt!
Princess of Darkness Charlotte Sartre was in need of something to fulfill her every desire and give her lots of orgasms, so she turned to the dark arts and her orgy board whilst clad in sexy red and black velvet lingerie to summon Owen Gray and his big cock. The power of the orgy board itself is debatable, but the power of anal is not! Filled with the pure spirit of sex, and a butt plug, Charlotte was ready for her pussy pounding, taking his meat down her throat, and an anal reaming from her conjured fucktoy. Watch her ass gaped, fisted, stretched to the limits, and covered in cum in this gothic sex fantasy!
Aaron finally made it home from tour and he still smelled like a mixture rock and roll and grimy band bus and I had to have him! I was ready and waiting on the new couch in my cutoff jean shorts showing off my butt cheeks just how he likes, excited to make some hot new sex memories with it. I really am such a good wife, even if my lapdances aren't the best- my blowjobs are! He appreciated my demonstration of how much room there was to get fucked all over the couch. We made a mess of spit and sex juices and cum- the couch is definitely here to stay now!
I called my friend Kira Noir and invited her and her boyfriend Lucas Frost over to have sex on my new couch. They're too loud when they fuck and it always bothers their prude neighbors, so I insisted they go wild. They're a pretty cute couple and very horny sluts, and could hardly get in the door before someone was getting their ass licked! It was fun to watch and film Kira twerking her oiled up booty at every angle on and off a cock - you know, just to make sure the couch worked! And besides, I think this is really what friends are for- making memories and having giggly orgasms on gently loved couches!
DAMNIT. I find a really nice guy with a really rich sick mom and I get screwed by the fucking system again! My sister failed at getting my husband to sign over his inheritance, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and trick his brother Will Havoc into doing so. It wasn't as easy as I thought it would be- my brother-in-law said I needed an excuse to see him! Pretending to care is so hard, and he saw right through my 'funeral card' plan, noticing it was in fact, not a card, but his mom's will. I mean, his name is Will, and I brought over a will, so.. UGH. Anyway, terrible people turn him on, so I used my pussy as a last resort to get my way. Piece of cake! ...or is it?
Goth girl Marley Brinx puts the fun in funeral when she gets turned on by horny widower Steve Holmes. Turns out Steve's wife was cheating on him for years, and now he wants to spread his seed far and wide - grandpa's gone wild! Marley explained witnessing people cry brings her joy, but seeing Steve happy made her realize that she can be happy when others are.. and that made her SO wet, she had to show him! If Steve's wife could see him from heaven, she'd be very happy that he's pounding out a hot young lady's pussy after spending 40 years inside the same woman.
Professor Holmes was tutoring Sadie Pop in history. Speaking of ancient relics - her teacher pulled out a paper calendar to schedule her next session and his pen didn't work - who even uses pens anymore?! The student became the master when she informed him he could just use the calendar on his smartphone. Only when she was showing him, she accidentally saw a dick pic! He was worried she would be upset, but Sadie is secretly the class slut and thought his cock was SO nice. It really did look JUST LIKE the picture and looked even better down her throat and deep inside her tight pussy!
Arya Fae's boyfriend moved out suddenly, saying he needed 'time to himself' or whatever THAT means, and had to come collect the rest of his junk! She wore some sexy black lingerie so that he could see what he was missing- but the asshole sent his friend Isiah Maxwell to do his heavy lifting! Typical. At least he's a very considerate and HOT friend... maybe there WAS something else he could do for her- like stuff her box full of cock! She leapt into his arms and onto his huge penis- stretching her tight pink pussy to the limits. FINALLY, a REAL MAN who will treat Arya AND her pussy right.
Kenzie Reeves was annoyed to discover her dad's weird friend Tommy Pistol is STILL hasn't left the house since their Christmas party (which was MONTHS ago) complaining of a hangover, and her annual slumber party is tonight! Insisting he was a hit at parties, Kenzie's devious genius kicked in and decided to turn him into a human piñata - some kind of hit for sure. Talk about extreme arts and crafts! During the test run, Tommy got aroused being whacked in the junk for the first time- and Kenzie thought that was fucking HOT! She was going to get every sweet drop of candy out of him! This is gonna be the best slumber party ever.
Luna Lovely was home masturbating in sexy lingerie when her dear Tommy Pistol arrived with a bouquet of flowers just for her! It was truly a wonderful gesture, but what she would really like is cum on her tattoo! He was too far away upstairs, so he came down to go down on her sweet twat like a real gentleman. In order to receive his sticky loads, she'd have to be a little rough with his cock meat- no problem! Luna enthusiastically sucked and fucked every last drop of sperm out of her lover's dong to cover her tattoos in his precious man juice! Ah, romance!
Bill Bailey crept quietly behind Nina Elle, making sure his maid did a good job. I think Nina purposely missed that dusty spot on his pants just to take advantage of him, which wasn't difficult, because he has a raging boner for curvy blondes that suck cock and love taking it in the ass while dressed as a saucy French fantasy! He licked Nina's freshly dusted butthole before plunging deep inside that perfect anus, as she pleasured her pussy with her fingers. She's going to have quite a bit of tidying up to do after those orgasms and jizz on her big titties! All in a day's work.
How can a grown man not know how to make a sandwich? One possible explanation is that when your busty French maid is hot as fuck like Savana Styles here, it's hard to remember how to even breathe! Another explanation is that you're a spoiled brat like Xander Corvus. Luckily for him, his curvy redheaded helper is very nurturing and won't let him starve- teach a man to fish and such. Seeing him helpless and flustered, Savana caved, bending over to construct his snack. Suddenly, Xander was hungry for a round and juicy piece of ass, with a splash of cum! Anal is way more fun than making a sandwich.
Rina Ellis was lounging in lingerie being a little goth princess making her boyfriend fetch her favorite lucky pair of black panties from the laundry.. But all of her undies are black! After several attempts to find them and failing - Rina noticed her knickers hanging out of her bf's back pocket. Oh- THOSE black panties. It was revealed that her boyfriend has a dirty panty-sniffing fetish and they never went in the wash! While some would find this gross, Rina was turned on! If only she'd known sooner.. communication in relationships is key for the best orgasms possible!
While recording her gothic makeup tutorial for subscribers, Cadey Mercury's weirdo stepdad Tommy Pistol showed up dressed in black and wearing makeup! So embarrassing. He just wanted to find a way to bond with his stepdaughter, and when she suggested he could not POSSIBLY be goth because he was nearly a hundred years old - well, he's actually way more goth than her because he's closer to death. You can't argue with that logic! Tommy's sad-dad story, on top of.. kinda pulling off this daddy-vampire look - it gave Cadey some interesting ideas about how best to bond with her father figure!
You wouldn't think a gorgeous petite goth like Adria Rae would need to cast a spell on someone to get the dicking she desired, but Owen Gray is a hard nut to crack! She used her witchy feminine wiles and for once her incantation worked! She could hardly contain her excitment as she slid his meat deep down her throat - and her black lipstick barely came off at all! He returned the oral favor before penetrating her perfect pussy in every position on the dining room table. She's truly talented - I can't believe it took the dark arts to for Adria to get stuffed full of cock!
Deliciously curvy and natural stunner Jada Stevens has a craving for cock. She sways her big booty accented by a thong and cutout stockings - Jada wants it so bad! She can hardly wait to slobber on his knob making it nice and ready to mount, not bothering to remove her nylons at all and just fucking him through the hole! Jada works her thick ass as she takes a ride, and truly, Jada's bottom is a thing of great beauty and I want to oil it up and rub my hands all over that thang just like Xander. What a lucky guy.
Haley's witchy mom started a fight with her stepdad Ramon, leaving before he could surprise her with the romantic evening he'd planned! It broke Haley's heart to see him so disappointed, and she became determined to show him a good time. Dressed up in lingerie with a black thong over stockings, the leggy blonde sex kitten dropped a few subtle hints that she was down for some step-dad D. He's a wonderful man and deserved to be happy, so she offered her very comforting pink pussy and anal sex as a gift to cheer him up! Turns out Haley could teach her mother a few things about fucking..
Pouty dollface Holly Beth swayed sexily outside in her pastel candy pink latex dress, flashing her little bum, sending Small Hands a not so subtle hint that she'd like his company. Her excited clit deserved a romantic diddle and makeouts accompanied by a friendly pounding. She loves the feeling of being tossed gently down by her lover and penetrated by his stiff meat, riding him enthusiastically and taking it from behind as her natural tits and round bubble bounce. I love her squeals of orgasmic pleasure as Small Hands pumps away at her twat!
