In this episode of A Very Adult Wednesday Addams featuring Joanna Angel, one Mr. Hands placed a call to the gas company about a leak, and the meter reader, Mark Wood, comes knocking and interrupting the creepy queen's daily ritual. Turns out, Mr. hands died in.. an accident.. but she allowed him to enter her backyard while she performed her ritual - masturbating with a demon dildo, summoning power from the darkness to bestow into her void, along with Mark's huge cock! He ate that ass and fucked her tight little puckerhole, and slippery slit until came hard upon him and received his seed, completing the mystic event.
And now for the main event: Miesha 'Cupcake' Taint versus 'Rowdy' Ronda ArouseMe! Miesha knowing that Arabelle taking the official's cock in her ass made no difference, she was in for the fight of her life - after her trainer warmed up her pussy with her fingers! Ronda's coach massaged her titties - now they were both ready! You can't fuck with the champ - not until after you lose to her from a fierce tit bar! Ronda sat on Miesha's face and she tapped out as Ronda rubbed one out on her opponent. Her cupcake taint belonged to Ronda! For the first time in history, these fighters would have a lesbian pussy licking sextravaganza right before the whole crowd!
Veronica Rose plays poker in red and black classic pin up lingerie as a strategy to distract her opponents, only it's not working this time and loses every hand. She's going to win her chips back one way or another from Erik Everhard. The strategy? Use her tight wet pussy, deep throat, and big natural tits to get what she wants - which was getting a stuffing in her fuck holes a big cock as her nylons roll down her legs the entire time. She moves her pussy up and down his rod to fuck him back like a horny vixen as her boobs sway with the rhythm. Everyone's a winner here!
Kelsi Lynn was helping herself to some video games while wearing some sheer little number and high heels that made Mr. Pete want to whip out the video camera (and his cock) and play with her perfect bubble butt and pierced nipples - she had to pause the game. He loved watching her beautiful face suck and deep throat him with her glasses on, and admiring her delicious looking pussy stretching as he fucked her from behind. Watch Kelsi enter the bone-zone as she takes a pov deep-dicking from Pete that renders her unable to speak sentences from cumming.
The next caller to the Ellis Show, Eidyia, had a story about her wedding. She had her driver stop to pick up her Maid of Honor who happened to be a large black guy (with a HUGE dick), Prince Yahshua. She had a problem: she's nervous and was just SO horny. She used to be a big freak - if only she had one more chance to be a big, huge, ass fucking, cock sucking whore.. Prince suggested other men, but none would do. She asked the driver to fuck her rotten, but he suggested Prince! It was the only way. She wanted him to fuck her with all he had - in her face, her pussy, her ass, be treated like the dirty slut that she is. That's what I call a white wedding! Red Dragons!
The next 'scrubber' who called into the Ellis Show with a story was a party girl, Taurus, who told me the most incredible fucking story. She and her friend Romance brought home four guys from a rave that they found in the bathroom and at the bar. They girls didn't really know them, but they were so hot they decided to have their own rave.. with their mouths and pussies on some stranger cocks. Watch four dudes bang these candy-wearing, cum-guzzling raver whores to the moon. Remember, sharing is caring, especially when it comes to having safe-ish group sex with strangers. Red Dragons!
Here's the ultimate treat for all Ellis and Joanna Angel fans: after years of being a guest on the Ellis show - here I am playing Jason Ellis in a porno, based on their bit 'Dude, Am I A Slut?' - and Rizzo Ford was the first wanker in question able to stop fingering herself long enough to call me and tell me the sluttiest thing she ever did: she went to her Army recruitment center and wore a skirt with no panties, the men ordered her do push ups and caught them looking up her skirt - but since it was about freedom.. She took both their dicks as they double teamed her in this threeway for the USA. Some girls dream of being President, others dream of being declared a slut by Jason Ellis. Red Dragons!
Areolites Vyxen Steel and Veronica Rose were enjoying their 'working vacation' poolside in the sun, popping bottles and gossiping about all the Earth dicks that keep dying. Agents Michael Vegas and Mr. Pete were about, hearing reports of being infiltrated by alien beings who appear to be women with abnormally large breasts. Pete was a skeptic until they happened upon these two, recklessly shooting ray guns into the sky. The men in black knew they shouldn't, but how often do you get to fuck a two girls at once, make them squirt, pound their asses, or DP, let alone one girl, let alone from outer space?! Never. #YOLO.
Veronica Rose needed to step up her game if she was going to find the perfect Earth penis and save Areola. Turning to Tinder at the advice of her Captain, she easily found some dick, in the form of one male Bill Bailey, who was lead to believe this was merely 'alien roleplay.' Such cunning! Not able to take this Earthling back to her planet until verifying that his cock was in fact perfect (hopefully for his sake it is, because deadly tit-lasers could be an issue), they had a big-tit bouncing, ass-eating fuck session in the restaurant booth, in full public view!
Captain Sheridan had to discipline her girls on mission to Earth for frolicking around like interstellar fairies. You pretty much have to call it a day after needing to explain Tinder, where penis is plentiful, and comms expert Axis Evol wondered why she didn't assume the mission herself - well, she doesn't like dick and wouldn't know the perfect penis if it hyper-accelerated up her ass. Axis being of the same mind, took advantage of this opportunity to have some big busted girl on girl time.. And when she fucked the Captain's pussy with the perfect fake dong, it made her squirt hot lady cum all over space!
There are hot tattooed sluts on the BurningAngel sets all the time, so when Sheena Rose's friend Kelsi Lynn appeared early to pick her up after a long day of shooting porno - we noticed. The wheels quickly started turning in my head, and I worked my magic convincing her to shoot a porn - her first one, ever. I was going to need a nice cock on a charming cute guy if I wanted her to become a Burning Angel, and Michael Vegas it - a perfect how-to-porn teacher for Kelsi, and she looked like a natural! Welcome to the dark side, girl! Sorry about the cum in your eyes. One of us!
The new girl Veronica Layke knew about our vampire cheerleader secret, but she didn't care and just wanted to cheer! We turned her into one of us with sexy blood sucking, and then Jessie Lee, Draven Star, Krissie Dee and I had a lesbian orgy. We fucked each other's brains out and enjoyed our vampire pussies. 50 years and championships later, I became the school principal... and somehow Tommy Pistol showed up as a real werewolf - my squad tore him down... and then he tore us up... literally.
I've been a cheerleader for 700 fucking years and haven't won a championship. The squad couldn't focus when a delicious snack walked in - the new guy on the basketball team! He talked too much, but I decided I'd let him drill me with his prick like a champion, and then let my girls suck all the blood from his body after I was done using it for his hot cum. He never saw our fangs coming!
There wasn't enough dick at this party for Zarrah. Luckily for her, sharing is caring. She blew her girl friends' conquests in the kitchen with them. Nerdy guy Michael Vegas was uncomfortable with the display, so his friend Wolf called over Zarrah. She started sucking his cock right there, and then he handed her off to Michael. Zarrah will be getting her fill of fucking in her cunt AND her ass tonight!
Amber worried she and her boyfriend Johnny Castle would be late to the movies because of his video gaming distraction. Dolled up in pigtails and kitty cat ears, out of frustration she revealed a dirty secret: that she, too, was a gamer and could beat the level easily. He didn't believe her at first, but got turned on as she defeated the boss level, and.. of course they had to bone! She sat on his face and encouraged him to pwn her dripping wet pussy as she played on, eventually switching to pounding with his stiff joystick. Who needs the movies when you can play XBox and chill!
What do you get when you cross petite and horny blonde teen Dakota Skye with a sucker she wishes were a huge, big cock? An anal teenage fuck doll, of course! Dreams do cum true at Burning Angel. Small Hands appeared with his man meat for this pretty young thing to lick and suck deep down her throat, and fuck to her heart's content. She slurped the sweet juices off his candy-coated rod and took a proper pounding from behind in her tight pink puckerhole, filling her to the brim with dick and unleashing her anal orgasm!
I could tell something was bothering my beautiful girlfriend Amelia on the eve of our lesbian wedding - and I discovered that she never tried fucking a man before. She was so sweet to put up with my weird family, even ignoring cousin Jessy and his highly active sleepwalking.. how could I say no to that face? I just wanted her to be happy, so I decided she should bone my cousin. One last hurrah for my fianc? before she committed her love to me forever.. might as well make it anal! My family has always been very supportive.
Taurus's fiance stresses the importance of 'futbol' to her - every damn week it's a different sport, and she doesn't get laid until she learns! He even hired her a professional trainer - who happens to be Moe 'The Monster' Johnson.. who has a monster black cock! He didn't like how mean he was to his fiance, so he took her inside and treated her right for once. Fuck soccer balls - dribbling a cock and balls on the new couch to pleasure her neglected pussy and asshole is something at which Taurus excels AND enjoys. Cheating? More like winning!
Lola Luscious has an addiction problem, so she went to her doctor Xander Corvus for some therapy. She's not addicted to drugs, but she gets a high from getting big, hot, juicy loads of cum on tattoo, on her face! She would do anything for it.. The doctor said she was in a safe place to explore her jizzincophelia problem - and to show him how she gets what she wants, for science! She deep throated his big cock with her pretty red lips, and he slid it in and out of her pussy and asshole until she received the semen she desired - which turned out not to be enough! His other patient Small Hands stepped in and she sucked the jizz right out of him.
Axis Evol asked if either Xander Corvus or Tommy Pistol wanted to bang her, while the two were inexplicably lounging in an inflatable swimming pool in the living room. Tommy couldn't because he was eating a banana and you have to wait 20 minutes to have sex afterwards, everyone knows that. Xander lent his cock for Axis's request - and first, he covered her tits and ass in baby oil. Mmmm, shiny and slippery - I fucking love watching her big natural boobs and ass bounce like the motion of the ocean while she rode Xander's dong cowgirl. DAMN!
My friends cannot keep their dirty little paws off each other when we're all together - we like to have fun and, what can I say - sometimes fun means a sex party. Lily Lane, Xander Corvus, and Vera Drake were here between shoots, and they're all horny sluts just like Small Hands and I. Everyone pulls their tits out, Xander fucks Lily's face and makes her pussy squirt the table. They take it inside whilst Vera, myself, and my boyfriend make out and pet each other. I love sharing his cock with pretty girls, watching her get tit-fucked and sucking his dick, then tasting her sweet juices off him.
Joanna was still drunk on the bliss she received from her anal threesome with Abella and Isiah the bartender, so she was thrilled although a little nervous when she met Isiah's friend Mandingo for another taste of immense pleasure. This was easily the biggest cock she'd ever seen, needing both hands to help get it down her throat! She handled his gigantic dark meat like a dick wizard - making it disappear inside of her pussy and ass. Mr. Mandingo released his orgasm onto her waiting face and tits, and Joanna decided being non-traditional once in awhile would be good for her!
Horny tattooed punk slut Sammie Six gets turned on by sharing her dirtiest secrets from her past with her lover, getting hornier as she jerks him off before swallowing his cock! She likes to be told what to do and screwing in front of a room full of people. She gets all hot and bothered when voyeurs watch her take a big rod, but even more than that - she LOVES getting fucked in the butthole. She rubs her clit furiously as Owen bangs her tight holes, seeking more orgasmic satisfaction. She's so fucking wet for him! Mmm. The cum all over her ass was the icing on her sex cake!
Catching up with college girlfriend Abella Danger, Joanna says she's sick of putting herself out there for others and getting nothing in return. She thinks Joanna is a little old-fashioned and should try to mix it up - like going shopping on Saturdays and.. eating BACON! Joanna is traditional, but sampling this non-kosher treat was eye-opening! The girls were LIT and wanted to do something wild like in college, so they pulled aside hot bartender Isiah Maxwell for a threesome, taking turns with his meat in all their holes - and it left Joanna wanting more! He had no idea Jewish girls got down like this, but he's got a special friend in mind lined up for Joanna..
Oh boo! Leigh Raven was all out of coffee but didn't wanna change out of her lingerie to go sit in traffic on the way to the store, but then Joanna suggested the Hostmates app - they'll literally deliver ANYTHING! Intrigued, Leigh orders coffee and it's delivered by one sexy Steve Holmes. Wondering what else she could get, she goes on an shopping spree! Finally, she ordered sexy Steve's cock on demand, complete with cum on her tattoo, and she was in a pleasure-fueled giggle-inducing bliss as he got to work fucking her pretty pussy and eating that ass! What a time to be alive.
Sarah, aka Rizzo Ford, almost regretted answering the door when matchmaker Joanna Angelstein showed up, but the awkwardness of the moment ended up being quite romantic for her songwriter boyfriend Yahshua, her Prince! As they become wrapped up in each other's presence ignoring the matchmaker, the kissing and petting gets heavy, and she finally leaves them to make sweet loving sex and hard fuck right there on the couch! Tradition be damned, Sarah was going to marry for love no matter what her father says!
Gothic anal whore Chloe Carter doesn't get the same delights licking a sweet sucker as she does from getting fucked hard in the ass - and Markus Dupree loves making goth girls gape with his cock. After a sucking tease, Markus gets right to work on her perfect pink butthole eating ass and taking names. Chloe's perfect peach spreads nicely for his big dick delivering a doggystyle dicking, and making her watch him create her gape, like a work of art in progress. He pauses to make her squirt and fuck her throat, getting things nice and sloppy before pounding away to completion!
There's romance in the air as cute punk couple Kira Noir and Small Hands break and enter into a stranger's house to make mischief and by make mischief I mean have anal sex in their bed! The thrill of getting caught was a huge turn on to them, and they ravished each other on the unfamiliar furniture, fondling and sucking and spanking sensitive areas. Small Hands likes to show his appreciation to his sweet little felon by sliding his meat deeply down her throat over the side of a bed and pounding her in the ass with such care. It's truly romantic as fuck!
Redhead Alexa Nova wanted two nice cocks in her butthole, so we're giving her exactly that! Steve Holmes and Tommy Pistol split our girl Alexa wide open to stretch that fine ass far and wide and deliver the anal satisfaction which she craves. Switching back and forth between rods, Alexa lets the men have their way with her but she's in control the whole time as she squats down upon both their dicks at once. Her whore hole stuffed and double penetrated and her face covered in cum is exactly what she needed!
Savana Styles is the curvy ass MILF of my damn dreams, especially with a twerk like hers! Savana wraps her plump red lips around Markus Dupree's cock as he feeds it to her, fucking her face getting it ready to pound her perfect ass. Flipping her over on all fours, Markus tears her fishnets open for easy access to her asshole, and delivers a doggystyle deep dicking to her dirty place. They take turns fucking each other hard, seeing how far they can stretch her sweet ass as Markus makes her watch the anal reaming. He unleashes a huge load onto Savana's gorgeous face, and she sucks every last drop out!
It's Nikki Hearts' first DOUBLE ANAL experience, with Steve Holmes and Ramon Nomar! All wearing the fuck out of suits, Nikki gets on her knees and gets to down to business with their dicks, jerking, slobbering, and sucking until they're ready to explore her slippery pussy and tight ass. A little spanking from Papa Steve's belt just turned her on more! They switch between fucking all her holes before lifting her up for double-penetration. The gentlemen work towards Nikki's pleasure like the United Nations of Fucking and slide their big cocks into her lesbian butthole, pumping and stretching her to new limits!
Do you want to see two dicks inside Joanna Angel's fine ass? Do you want to see two dicks inside Holly Hendrix's fine ass? Because you're about to witness DOUBLE ANAL EPICNESS between Burning Angel's Queen and AVN's Best New Starlet, with professional meat-slingers Steve Holmes and Markus Dupree. You know these two don't want to simply get fucked, they want to get fucking hammered by cock! They want it deep, they want it hard, and they want it all - and that's exactly what they're going to get in this unforgettable group sex escapade!
