
Eden Von Sleaze was sent out on a call from the Better Blonde Business to help Danny stuff some animals, but it didn't really look like he needed help. Turns out, he wanted to stuff an endangered tiger, and being a vegetarian and an animal lover, she wasn't really down with that. Since these blondes are supposed to be able to do anything, Eden came up with an idea: stuff vegetables instead of cute little animals! The process really brought out his sensitive side, and he was scared his friends were going to make fun of him, but luckily, Eden was stuff his cock in her mouth and ass and fuck his sadness away.

Jessie loves Tori and Tori loves Jessie and they both love being naked and having hot girl on girl sex! There was juicy butt worship, plenty of clit and ass licking, and much fondling - but something was missing from their little tryst - a penis! So Jessie grabbed a strap-on and went to town on Tori's pussy, pounding her like she fucking owned it!

Total fucking dork lords Danny and Wolf blew up goth schoolgirl Severin Graves' spot in her secret smoking area. Because they clearly don't smoke and just wanted to impress this punk bad girl, they ended up embarassing themselves and almost got them all caught by a teacher! The guys were trying to pretend they weren't freaked out about breaking school rules, but that just gave Severin an idea: BREAK MORE RULES! ...by letting them violate her ass and pussy and double-penetrating her in the storage closet!

I love dressing in tight corsets and being dominated! I had so much fun being a submissive slut while Danny and Erik treated me like a cock-hungry whore. My masters lead me on a leash, put me in the stocks, slapped me around with whips, dripped hot wax all over, and made me beg for their dicks like the little cum slut I am! They fucked my mouth, they fucked my pussy, they fucked my ass, they double-penetrated me, and then I was rewarded with their hot cum!

It's blonde BurningAngel girl Eidyia's first POV with us! She's a clever and sweet girl from Denver who likes to smoke weed and go bowling. Mr. Pete got to find out all about what was under her wet wifebeater - soft curves, pierced tits, and beautiful tattoos! She got on her knees like a good girl should and deep-throated his cock and sucked his balls, then Pete fucked her pussy hard and gave her an anal pounding she'll never forget!

Mr. Pete had a part time job at the diner. He thought of it as a temporary thing until his pipe dreams of being a rock-star came true. While his mean boss had no faith in this becoming a reality, cute little school girl Moretta thought otherwise. She was his biggest fan! She loved blasting his band on the jukebox and dancing along, and then sucking his cock like a good little slutty groupie.


Severin secretly put out a Craigslist ad to find a guy who would fuck her with her boyfriend Owen. At first he was freaked out by the idea, but after he watched her suck and fuck a near stranger...he was really turned on and had to jump in! They fucked her pussy, they fucked her ass - and they even DP'ed her, stuffing her full of cock. Sharing your girlfriend's pussy means caring!


Veruca and Brian Street Team's den didn't exactly need any more decor, but Veruca James still wanted to 'decorate' the atmosphere with a little romping and rockin'. She put on an old record, danced on the carpet and waited for BST to shag her...in the butt! Fortunately, she didn't have to wait too long.

Danny Wylde - the owner of a flats-only, open-toed shoe store - couldn't believe that his new saleswoman, Asphyxia, was a high heel addict. So after the two battled it out, he couldn't wait to get on his hands and knees and praise the uncovered feet - and pussy and ass - of his best sales assistant, Krissie Dee. He came all over those pretty puppies.

James Deen is an evil Kung Fu drug dealing Master, and when he wants pussy (and ass), he gets it! He had his underlings call in a sex slave for him - the incredible Dana DeArmond - and told her he wanted to roleplay...she as his sex slave and he as an evil master. She was..er...confused, but played her part well! Haha. And they fucked like rabbits.

Three cheers for...DOUBLE PENETRATION! Most of you don't know, but Shay used to be a cheerleader. She showed off her awesome pom pom skills for Erik and James. After cheers like 'I-LOVE-SEX' and 'DOUBLE-PENETRATION-IS-THE-WAY-TO-BE!', they got the hint and gave her what she wanted. All three of them scored big that day!

Tori Lux was nervous about having anal sex on camera...she had never done it before! I knew she loved it in her personal life, so I was sure she would also love it on camera...and of course, she did...and she did an awesome job and it looked awesome. Tori Lux is one sexy, dirty bitch and we love her.


Evan Stone came into the local bar every night with his shirt off, and incessantly hit on all the bartenders. No one could tolerate him...except Dana DeArmond. For whatever reason, she was infatuated with his ridiculous ways! You know what they say; there is someone out there for everyone...and when someone finds that other someone, they have anal sex with them in a bathroom. It's true romance, really!

Being a boob expert has really opened up a lot of doors for me. I mean, a 34 D looks totally different than a 36 D. I had no idea! I thought there were just 'D's. There is so much I need to learn. Audrey has 36 D boobs and they really are so Cool. She was so sweet and quiet and seemingly innocent - I had no idea she was gonna take it in the ass! I was like, 'AH!'. She got fucked in the back of a super Cool tattoo shop called Traditional Ink in LA. I think tattoos are pretty Cool...even though LA isn't super Cool. But Audrey Elson is definitely Cool. And so are her boobs.

Some people go to tattoo shops to get tattooed...like Sparky. And some people - like Steve Holmes - go to tattoo shops to jerk off in the bathroom. Sparky decided that what was going on in the bathroom was far more exciting than getting ink so she joined Steve and let him fuck her in the ass while everyone in the shop carried out their business.

This year, the election is really out of control. The presidential debates were some of the most heated debates I had ever seen! In my own rendition of what happened, I shut everyone up and show them all who's boss! This silly video is a friendly reminder from your favorite porn site to please go out and vote!

Did you watch Jersey Shore? Don't lie. You know you watched a few episodes, even if it was just to make fun of it. Well, I took the joke to the next level and filmed a whole sex scene that made fun of Jersey Shore with Danny Wylde and myself. I got to live out my wildest fantasies in the Smoosh room!
