This year, the election is really out of control. The presidential debates were some of the most heated debates I had ever seen! In my own rendition of what happened, I shut everyone up and show them all who's boss! This silly video is a friendly reminder from your favorite porn site to please go out and vote!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! It's the moment you have all been waiting for everyone! A sneak peek at Evil Head! This scene is the grand finale, so we're kinda spoiling the ending. I hope you're all OK with that! In this scene, me (Linda) along with my two sexy dead friends (Dana and Veruca) crawl out of our graves and fuck the shit out of Ash (aka Tommy Pistol). We give him a whole bunch of evil head, evil fucking, and it ends with a big evil load on our faces!
Free-spirited, bead-loving Dana DeArmond went to the back of the coffee shop to learn some musical talents from Stevie-Wonder-enthusiasts, Jon Jon and Julius Ceazher. When they instructed her to play the harmonica with her lips, she rubbed it on her pussy. And then requested a go at their two 'instruments', except those she put into BOTH sets of lips. She's a real natural at 'playing music'.
Jessie Lee got all dolled up for some cock; she put on a pretty dress and everything. After she was all into it, she woke me up from my nap and invited me into the cock action. It was pretty awesome. If you thought it was cool to have sex with one of us - just wait till you feel like you're having sex with BOTH of us. It's pretty neat.
In our Evil Dead parody, Evil Head, our campers finally arrive at their cabin in the woods, and they happen upon a creepy recorder reel and ancient tome - the Necronomicum! Not knowing of its evil powers, the kids throw caution to the wind in unleash unspeakable evil. And it's first victims - Linda, Ash, and Scotty were none the wiser! The boys fucked her cute ass and sweet pussy and pretty little mouth while dark powers and cum escaped into the world! She's a double penetration demon!
Cheerleaders Jessie Lee and Draven Star needed to feed, so they accosted a yummy looking piece of jock cock meat. Jessie just wanted to suck his blood, but Draven wanted his dick in a threesome first. There was plenty of him to go around for the both of their vampire mouths and pussies to feast upon! He had no idea what would come after he came. Talk about a killer fucking orgasm!
Mr. Pete thought working out at the gym was so boring, he slipped into a daydream... When thick babes Arabelle and Aiden appeared, donned in 80's workout gear, you can imagine how much exercise his hard cock got. Do you even lift, bro? How about lifting their nice big tits? He took turns bench pressing both of their cunts, as they fondled and licked each others bodies, and they even swapped his cum between their luscious mouths! Too bad it was all a dream.
The pool boys found Arabelle Raphael's Pink Pussy bikini gang friend in the pool - well, parts of her. There couldn't have been a shark in the pool killing people... Anyway, she was pretty upset about it, so Danny and Michael had to turn this thick tattooed babe's frown upside down! Oh, and there's definitely a shark in the pool and it ate pretty much everyone.
Vera Drake was a bad girl and called her boyfriend to come over to Mr. Hudson's house where she was babysitting so they could get it on! While she had Seth's balls in her mouth, Mr. Hudson came back! He was very angry, especially because Vera wasn't even sucking cock right. He'd teach her the right way, and they both fucked her teenage mouth and pussy hard in a threesome till they came all over her face!
Sheena Rose and Miss Genocide came home from celebrating Sheena's birthday at the bar, but Sheena was sad and cockless. The girls just barely noticed the burglar, catching him in the act, and he wouldn't be getting off that easily... or would he? It was a sign! The burglar would not get off without satisfying both of their wet cunts and pretty assholes with his nice cock in a hot as fuck anal threesome!
Better Blondes Jessie Lee and Kleio Valentien got a call to come repair a shower. They hadn't ever fixed a shower and didn't really understand how to use the tools properly... Luckily, Ramon was there and they knew exactly how to use his nice, big tool. Yes, we're talking about Kleio and Jessie knowing exactly how to work a huge cock in a threesome, fucking and sucking it like the blonde professionals they are! Miraculously, their sex fixed the showers!
Vampire cheerleader Krissie Dee needed one of two things: blood, or cocks to fill all her holes with DP fucking before sunrise. You see, vampires can survive on a healthy diet of sex and cum instead of sucking the life out of you 'the normal vampire way.' She invited two of her jock friends over, Wolf Hudson and Mr. Pete, and they brought that weirdo Tommy, who was busy turning into a werewolf before he could join in the fun. What a freak! You expect that out of a guy named Wolf, but...
Lily Lane was helping me with my yoga stretching, and I was not feeling very limber, but I WAS feeling very silly. I couldn't be serious with her nice titties popping out of her sports top like that, plus I don't find yoga relaxing - I relax by having sex. I RELAX BY HAVING SEX - enter Seth Gamble, who entered both of us. Threesomes. More fun than yoga!
Brandy Aniston's perfect pole dance caught the attention of Nikki Hearts and Mr. Pete - unfortunately she was working both of them and they didn't *really* have anything special. Brandy offered to make it up of them by sharing her exquisite body and luscious mouth and pussy with both! Why have a twosome when you can have a threesome?!
I didn't feel badly at all about quitting this crapshoot dental office to follow my dreams playing music and touring with my band. Receptionist Veruca James and Dr. Soodbinski (maybe), thought it was a big joke and they laughed at me,so as an apology, they wanted to deposit a nice big piece of the dentist's 'huge severance package' into my ass and pussy! It had full benefits and 401k and everything.
I can't believe it took me this long to pair up Skin Diamond and Roggie! These two babes getting down with each other is mind-blowingly hot to begin with - add Wolf Hudson into the mix with a little shoe and foot and pussy worship, complete with cumming on toes, and you have an epic threeway you'll never forget!
Vera Drake and Maia Davis were having a fine time licking and playing with each other, and then Ramon showed up wondering why they were talking about seeing a cock in Maia's butt. He did some research by probing both of their pretty assholes with his fingers, tongue, and big dick. He even found some evidence of anal gaping in their hot little threesome!
Kleio Valentien and Sheena Rose battled head to head and tit to tit in the final challenge. Of course the title of BBQ Titmaster of 2014 was going to adorable Texas blonde with the finest dry rub and most succulent rack (of ribs) we've ever seen - Kleio! She's so sweet, she wanted to split the prize money with Sheena even though she sabotaged her. It even made Necro Nicki have an epiphany, kinda - is there really more to life than getting famous with a sex tape? Probably not for Necro, but the girls and Tommy Pistol all agreed as a group that Kleio is just wonderful and got her a special meat thermometer. To test it out, they stuck it in her prize pussy, gave her a special rub and had a foursome together. America, fuck yeah! Everyone's a winner.
So, Geisha Monroe was a little tied up by Will Powers and John Strong. And by tied up we mean instructed to wait like a good girl and gagged with a ball gag while wearing a cutesie cupcake print corset - the kind of oxymoron sexual deviants like us could appreciate. Since Geisha follows directions so well, she was rewarded with two thick cocks to dominate and double penetrate her little fuck holes any way they pleased. John and Will stuffed her full of rock solid dick - mouth, ass, pussy, it didn't matter - Geisha was pleased to be their slut. She worked their meat like a champion until she got her grand prize - two hot, creamy loads or cum right on her pretty face!
Hot tattooed strippers Karmen Karma and Jordyn Shane were performing on the pole, shaking their big titties and wiggling their juicy booties. Things started to heat up in the champagne room, at least for patron Tommy Pistol. He was partying a little too hard with the booze and started doing his own sexy dance, and really he just got flat out hammered and started annoying the talent. Thankfully, he passed out from the alcohol. And do you know what else? He had the best threesome fuck dream, ever, in the history of dreams. His dream girls loved every minute of it! And when he woke, he got his ass thrown out by the bouncer after bouncing his dream strippers on his boner.
Do you know what Veronica Layke wants? Two cocks inside of her! Our little rockabilly glamour doll with an ass you can bounce a quarter off of got nude and cozy poolside, readying to collect her prize - the erect members of Tommy Pistol and John Strong. She dropped to her knees and eagerly sucked them off, until they bent her over and took her from behind and fucked her mouth at the same time, her perky tits bouncing with the fuck-rhythm. This is what proper teamwork looks like. Veronica is so thirsty for dick, and that's just one of many reasons we love her. We're glad she got her fill of cum during her outdoor threesome fuckfest.
Dirty girl Necro Nicki has a special craving today. She wants - no, DEMANDS - two cocks inside of her! She warmed herself up for her 'two daddies' Mr. Pete and John Strong by sticking her fingers in her ass and pussy. They made her get on her knees and suck and gag on their thick cocks, switching. She likes being smacked around and having her hair pulled like a bad girl - they're taking good care of her. It's for Necro's well-being. She's very thankful for the dicks bestowed upon and stuffed into her her pussy and pretty pink butthole. A double stuffed girl is a happy girl - and Necro is *so* happy to be stimulated in both her little whore fuck holes at the same time. She gets a double-load cum shower as a reward for being such a good slut!
I met Ophelia Rain at Exxxotica New Jersey, and she seemed super hot and slutty and interesting - a ukulele-playing Satanist with nice big boobs and a Misfits tattoo - so I was fucking thrilled when this porcelain-skinned goth with a dazzling smile wanted to stuff her holes full of cock on camera for her first time shooting with BurningAngel. Before gifting her with all the dicks on set that day and anal sex and a DP, she masturbated with a glass dildo. Watch her perfect tits bounce while getting railed hard in her slippery pussy, tight ass, and deep down her throat!
