In the latest Very Adult Wednesday Addams fantasy, Evelyn Claire takes up the mantle of the spooky seductress. When Wednesday decides that it's time to end things with her boyfriend Small Hands, she's as overcome with emotion as always. Small Hands begs her to take him back, grabbing a guitar and playing a love song for her. Somehow, he succeeds in winning Wednesday over. With a snap of her pale fingers, Small Hands' clothes vanish. Grinning devilishly, she starts to suck his cock before Small Hands strips her clothes off and buries his face in her tight pussy. Looks like Small Hands can stay, at least until he's satisfied Wednesday's unearthly urges...
Here's the first installment of PORNO DEL REY, featuring Farrah Paws as Lana Del Rey from the Ultraviolence music video! We decided to parody what would happen in Lana's music videos if we were all being extremely honest about what we perverts thought and hoped would happen - like being emotional and submissive in a lace wedding dress and getting railed hard deep in the forest somewhere. Xander Corvus costars as her dominant, leather jacket-wearing daddy, who was ready and willing to provide his cock to be deep throated, tittie fucking her natural tattooed tits, and rough sex she so desperately desired along the way.
The next caller to the Ellis Show, Eidyia, had a story about her wedding. She had her driver stop to pick up her Maid of Honor who happened to be a large black guy (with a HUGE dick), Prince Yahshua. She had a problem: she's nervous and was just SO horny. She used to be a big freak - if only she had one more chance to be a big, huge, ass fucking, cock sucking whore.. Prince suggested other men, but none would do. She asked the driver to fuck her rotten, but he suggested Prince! It was the only way. She wanted him to fuck her with all he had - in her face, her pussy, her ass, be treated like the dirty slut that she is. That's what I call a white wedding! Red Dragons!
Here's the ultimate treat for all Ellis and Joanna Angel fans: after years of being a guest on the Ellis show - here I am playing Jason Ellis in a porno, based on their bit 'Dude, Am I A Slut?' - and Rizzo Ford was the first wanker in question able to stop fingering herself long enough to call me and tell me the sluttiest thing she ever did: she went to her Army recruitment center and wore a skirt with no panties, the men ordered her do push ups and caught them looking up her skirt - but since it was about freedom.. She took both their dicks as they double teamed her in this threeway for the USA. Some girls dream of being President, others dream of being declared a slut by Jason Ellis. Red Dragons!
Veronica Rose needed to step up her game if she was going to find the perfect Earth penis and save Areola. Turning to Tinder at the advice of her Captain, she easily found some dick, in the form of one male Bill Bailey, who was lead to believe this was merely 'alien roleplay.' Such cunning! Not able to take this Earthling back to her planet until verifying that his cock was in fact perfect (hopefully for his sake it is, because deadly tit-lasers could be an issue), they had a big-tit bouncing, ass-eating fuck session in the restaurant booth, in full public view!
Captain Sheridan had to discipline her girls on mission to Earth for frolicking around like interstellar fairies. You pretty much have to call it a day after needing to explain Tinder, where penis is plentiful, and comms expert Axis Evol wondered why she didn't assume the mission herself - well, she doesn't like dick and wouldn't know the perfect penis if it hyper-accelerated up her ass. Axis being of the same mind, took advantage of this opportunity to have some big busted girl on girl time.. And when she fucked the Captain's pussy with the perfect fake dong, it made her squirt hot lady cum all over space!
I was masturbating poolside when John the lifeguard walked up! I was on dangerous Pink Pussy bikini gang territory, but I wasn't afraid of them with a strong man like him there to protect me! He fucked my throat with his thick member, pounded my wet pussy, and turned me over and penetrated my tight little asshole with his lifeguard cock! I rewarded his bravery by letting him shoot a nice, sticky load on my face.
'Lori Grimes' just had a way of making getting her ass eaten by her husband's best friend in the zombie apocalypse while thinking he's dead still feel like sunshine and rainbows. Everything feels that way when it's in a threeway. She gets to share the Pistol and the Gunn, well - Rick and Shane, respectively! Instead of fighting over her, they could both make a truce by fucking her, and bond over double penetration! But it isn't a totally happy ending for Shane as he ends up getting his brains blown out in this scene from our Walking Dead parody!
Pink Pussy babes Andy San Dimas and Draven Star were bored at Tommy's attempts to show them how hardcore he is. All he ever wanted was to be a part of their bikini gang! The girls had a more fun idea - playing a round of suck and blow, which undoubtedly turned into a round of suck and FUCK. Do you think his skills will him into the gang? It got him into their pussies!
Here's a new solo video of me from our upcoming shark / grindhouse girl gang movie! I just wanted to catch a little sun by the pool, and obviously this was the best time to flick my bean because nobody was around! Who doesn't love a little poolside masturbating?! But it turns out this was no place for a girl like me - I was on Pink Pussy turf!
Here's a scene from our upcoming girl gang grindhouse shark movie! Yeah!! It stars me and Tori Lux, who I caught trying to grow a Japanese Cock Shark by adding it to the water in the pool, to get revenge for those Pink Pussy girls stabbing her sister to death! Trust me, it makes a lot of sense, and there was hot tattooed lesbian pussy licking in polkadot bikinis in it for me. I used Tori's pretty face like a fucking chair and loved every minute of it!
You saw the pics, now here's the video! Me and Kleio are possessed demon sluts who like to eat each other's pussies and make each other cum! This is the hot lesbo scene from our cult horror movie Evil Head! Check this out then go see the remake of Evil Dead in theaters now and tell us which one you like better!
