Don't you just love nature? My friend 'Smokey the Boner Bear' and I went for a nice scenic hike... and I forgot to wear panties to the park! Haha, it's the NO PANTIES park! And at the no panties park when I'm not with my friends making sacrifices and dancing, I'm sneakily flashing my ass and pussy in public! Nothing like boobs in the sunset, except maybe a taste of cock at dusk!
I took my man friend on a romantic surprise adventure...to the carwash!! What? His car was dirty! So I decided to wash his car as a present! I wore cute little shorts and a bikini because that seemed like the smart thing to do, because this is a messy job! The carwash computer was overly complicated, it was so funny. Watch me handle some equipment like a pro, and get all wet and covered in soapy foam! The spray handle was like I had a giant penis and was jizzing all over everything. I didn't really do a great job cleaning the car!
Tommy and Joanna were late to Johnny Falafel's club for their show. Their band didn't even have a name!! Belly dancer Johnny Falafel, aka Arabelle, was not pleased about this at all, because not only were they not a Middle Eastern band, they also sucked. Hard. And everyone left! Tommy had to repay Arabelle somehow - by giving her his seed! Kinda weird. Definitely hot.
You saw the pics, now here's the video! Me and Kleio are possessed demon sluts who like to eat each other's pussies and make each other cum! This is the hot lesbo scene from our cult horror movie Evil Head! Check this out then go see the remake of Evil Dead in theaters now and tell us which one you like better!
Jews are known for their match-making abilities! Using my Jew powers, I got Brittany and Danny Wylde to bone each other! I was pretty sneaky about it. But in any case, while Danny was driving over, I warmed Brittany's pussy up with my mouth and fingers! We sure had a lot of fun. I will be a fluffer for Brittany on any day!
Someone gave me access to their room at The Four Seasons, so I took my friend and we went over there to check it out. I was so turned on by the nice hotel fixtures, that I raided the mini bar, grabbed a bottle and stuck it in my pussy. I'm pretty sure this is how all the guests at the Four Seasons make use of their mini bars, right!
As Brian Street Team's French teacher, Vyxen Steel wasn't having a lot of luck teaching him French. All he wanted to do was leave class to play tennis. In an effort to get him to learn something - and to achieve her lifelong dream of boning a tennis player - Vyxen Steel used the display-and-say method. She would show him something, and he'd use French to say what it was. She started with her tits, then moved onto her ass and pussy and eventually landed on french kissing. One thing led to another and, well...Brian can't wait to learn more French!
In this video, you get a little peek at my shower time - and a debrief from my wild night the evening before! So it's like catch-up in the shower with me. While you watch me soap up my legs and toes and...other body parts...you get to listen to me talk about a sexy date I had. It's pretty hot, this video...my sex story and shower time. I should film it more often!
