Raven and Satan were due for some relaxation before having family dinner with their pride and joy, and made a visit to the Hell spa where they both received sensual rub downs from a very busty and horny masseuccubus (Ophelia Rain). Much to her delight, the Devil demanded a happy ending from the massage pro, which she accepted with a twinkle in her eyes! She's very eager to please, and succubi love getting double penetrated, so Raven brought out her strap on to play and made sure her demonic ass and twat were stuffed full of dong! Happy endings, indeed!
Matchmaker Joanna Angelstein barged into Rachel's house, aka Taurus, because according to her father, she was in need of a suitable Jewish husband. But when Rachel said she was already living with a Jewish partner, she never expected that to be a WOMAN, Jennifer White! Oy, Gevalt! She'd have to tell Morty about this, and insisted she could find them BOTH husbands. Not interested, they sent Joanna packing, to take advantage of the private nude vinyasa yoga session instructed by Nat Turnher, with which Jennifer surprised her girlfriend! Hmm.. maybe they DO need a man in their lives..
Elsa Jean is supposed to be loading out, and by that I mean taking Gage Sin's cock post-show, but instead she got caught in the band's green room making out with Chloe Carter, his little stepsister! Woah! Elsa insisted they could still fuck - but with a little teasing, and literally threatening to tell his girlfriend he's been fucking HER for the last year, he and his boner quickly grew more comfortable with the idea of screwing them both. They took turns stealing pleasure from Gage and burying their faces in each others pussies until everyone was sufficiently rocked-and-rolled!
It's Nikki Hearts' first DOUBLE ANAL experience, with Steve Holmes and Ramon Nomar! All wearing the fuck out of suits, Nikki gets on her knees and gets to down to business with their dicks, jerking, slobbering, and sucking until they're ready to explore her slippery pussy and tight ass. A little spanking from Papa Steve's belt just turned her on more! They switch between fucking all her holes before lifting her up for double-penetration. The gentlemen work towards Nikki's pleasure like the United Nations of Fucking and slide their big cocks into her lesbian butthole, pumping and stretching her to new limits!
Super slut Charlotte Sartre is finally prepared for double anal! She's so ready, she got it tattooed on her body as daddy Steve Holmes and Mr. Pete rub her tits and pussy getting her all hot, bothered, and slippery wet! As soon as her new ink is completed, she gets down to business sucking cock and eating ass, making her men rock hard for her penetration.. The screams of pleasure and pain as she's double stuffed in both her whore holes has me dripping! I don't know about you, but Charlotte makes this look easy. What a fucking CHAMP.
When Xander's MILFy stepmom Nina Elle interrupted his black metal band's practice time to announce dinner, he shooed her away whilst frustrated from needing a new singer. Nina then got an idea in her head - she would audition and show em what she's made of! The boys were STUNNED when she arrived to try outs in full corpse paint, and that she SCREAMED HER FUCKING FACE OFF! She's sucked a lot of cock - you open your throat the same way, it's very similar. Releasing all that energy made everyone really horny, and her throat was already open, so who cares if you have a threesome with your stepmom and bestie?!
Continuing the search for the perfect babysitter, we became quite concerned when long legged blonde Haley Reed showed up to interview for the position because she was just so tall! We are a very short family, so we had to test various things like her reflexes and response time to objects rolling around on the floor - she's very quick. Great! It's important for us to get to know her before allowing her into our close family, and celebrate her new job.. with a threesome. It's customary for the heads of the household to sit on such a beautiful face and make sure she's stuffed full of cock.
Oh no, Taurus is horny and unsatisfied! She couldn't flick her bean quite right, so she ordered Donny Sins' dong on demand. Things got weird when Donny's driver Isiah Maxwell showed up thinking he was part of the deal.. a dance-off ensues, and as it turns out Taurus didn't know she truly needed a double-dicking to get the job done until she was riding two big cocks at the same time. It takes a lot to satisfy Taurus's thirst for manmeat sliding down her throat and filling her tight holes, strong orgasms and loads of cum all over her tattoos!
We interview Burning Angel newbie Kandy Kummings while she drags on a cigarette, with candy-colored hair hailing from Philadelphia whilst enjoying her first California sunset. She a total gamer girl geek and fantasy nerd - the latest Assassin's Creed Syndicate is her jam right now and is obsessed with Game of Thrones. She also likes to shake her butt, and we get to witness porn superstar Dana Vespoli at work, which is really awesome - the beginnings of our older lady, younger girl movie - with a helping hand from Tommy Pistol. Watch her fuck and suck her way into Burning Angel stardom.
On set with heavily inked newbie Sydnee Vicious for her scenes including her first time in a porno and taking two cocks, and her pokemon roleplay scene. You'll get to know her quite intimately! We have a chat with young cutie Vera Drake. Sydnee and I and the boys, Seth Gamble and Bill Bailey, splash around being dorks in the swimming pool. I bet you could watch this woman take photos for hours - what a stunner! Sydnee grew up on a farm, her daddy is a preacher, and she's a total BurningAngel fan girl who only watches hentai.
Ariana Marie finally opened a yoga studio a year after that tragic night. Tommy Pistol and Bill Bailey came in for a class, but thrusting their pelvises up towards the sun wasn't doing it. Ariana revealed she was new to teaching but wanted to take the it to a new level by exploring their centers with sexual passion, going with a Devil's Triangle flow engaging in threeway sex and working those yoga dicks inside of her mouth and pussy! The students took turns sharing her holes, focusing their core energy into her pleasure. After finding their bliss all over the teacher's face and perky natural tits, they left her to clean up after them. Ugh, what a nightmare! Little did Ariana know, her nightmare had been in progress for far longer, and would be over soon...
The next morning, insomniac Penny (Aiden Ashley) opens her eyes, rising warily from her couch. She squints in confusion. What the hell happened last night?! She screams in shock when she sees that Joanna Angel is in her house along with Aaron (Small Hands), the bartender from the night before. Seems like Penny told them they could crash there last night. But Penny can't remember anything. Did they...have sex? Joanna answers, saying that they didn't, but...NOW is as good a time as any, drawing Aaron and Penny towards her for a triple-kiss. They devour each other's mouths hungrily before Aaron breaks away and licks Penny's perky little titties as Joanna continues to tongue-wrestle her. Aaron lies Penny down and pulls aside her panties, licking her tight twat as she moans, her legs already shaking from Aaron's expert tongue. The ladies are hungry for cock, so Aaron whips out his massive dick, sending it down Penny's throat as she strokes his shaft feverishly, slobbering all over his knob. Joanna pulls Penny's hair back, grinning wickedly as she feeds Aaron's cock to Penny. Soon, Joanna wants a taste for herself and throats down the length of Aaron's delicious man-meat, gagging on it as Penny tongues his balls. Aaron flips Penny over, shoving his dick into her dripping hole as she eats Joanna's pussy. Both ladies scream in ecstasy as Aaron pumps his cock in and out of Penny's sloppy slit while Penny finger-fucks Joanna's tight snatch. Penny may not remember what happened last night, but there's no way she'll EVER forget what's happening this morning.
Still on the hunt for the best babysitter, we invited cutie Kenzie Reeves to try out for the job. The number one thing we look for in a babysitter is being prepared, so we needed to make sure that Kenzie was geared up for any possibility, INCLUDING a massive heat wave. After all, this IS the west coast, and who would take care of the baby if Kenzie died of heat exhaustion?! So we quizzed Kenzie, asking her what she'd do if a heat wave suddenly hit. She wasn't too sure, so we gave her a little hint and brought her some ice. Kenzie took the hint---big time---and rubbed the ice on her arms, her legs, and before we knew it, on her little shaved pussy. Now THAT'S refreshing! And it's also exactly the kind of resourcefulness that we were looking for in a sitter. But before offering Kenzie the job, we just had to make sure that the three of us were compatible. And there was only ONE way to do that: by fucking Kenzie's brains out. Hey, no one said finding the perfect sitter was going to be easy!
First, Draven and I caged up our man toy Small Hands, then we teased him and made his cock nice and hard, and then we made him fuck us with his mouth and cock till we came all over the place, but HE wasn't allowed to cum in our kinky threesome. He really earned his orgasm by treating our pussies like the wonderous fuck temples they are. I loved seeing his sticky white cum all over Draven's gorgeous face!
Soldiering on in our pursuit of the perfect babysitter, we welcomed our next candidate into our home: the luscious Alina Lopez. We kicked off the interview by telling Alina how important it is that our little one be well-versed in the arts. And what's an essential part of all great art? Well, INSPIRATION, of course! So we offered Alina the living room as her stage and told her to inspire us. Alina got to work, stripping off her clothes and gyrating her stacked body as she twerked her juicy ass and motorboated us with her perky titties. Well, it's safe to say that she DEFINITELY inspired us. In fact, we were feeling SO inspired that we pulled Alina in for a good old-fashioned performance art piece...our patented family threesome. We didn't realize it at first, but Alina really was a starving artist...starving for COCK!
Lola Fae and Chanel Grey are dressed to thrill and looking for some action, so they step into the local bar to have some fun with the bartender, Kyle Mason.
With Kyle watching, Chanel and Lola start kissing, pulling a massive dildo out of Lola's purse. Chanel bends over the bar as Lola slips Chanel's panties off, slowly sliding the dildo up her tight asshole. Chanel moans with pleasure. When it's Lola's turn, she bends over, showing off a shiny butt plug stuffed up her perfect ass.
Chanel pops the butt plug out and fucks Lola's ass with the dildo. Finally, Kyle isn't happy just watching anymore and comes around to their side of the bar. The girls sink to their knees. Chanel puts her perfect lips around Kyle's fat cock as Lola tongues his balls.
It's safe to say that this ISN'T how Kyle expected his shift at the bar to go, but for teen nymphos Chanel and Lola, it's just another day...
Nominated - Best Action Thriller, AVN 2020
Nominated - Best Art Direction, AVN 2020
Nominated - Best Director - Comedic Production: Joanna Angel, AVN 2020
Nominated - Best Makeup, AVN 2020
Nominated - Comedy Movie of the Year, XBIZ 2020
Nominated - Best Art Direction, XBIZ 2020
Nominated - Best Special Effects, XBIZ 2020
Nominated - Best Music, XBIZ 2020
It's 2019 and Jane Wilde is tidying up her place when, without warning, her eyeball falls out of her head! Not AGAIN! Jane sighs, picking it up and popping it back into her eye socket. Just then, Jane's friend Tommy Pistol walks into the room. Tommy fancies himself an amateur warlock and is there to babysit for Jane. Jane's appreciative, saying that she would never be able to afford to go back to school if she had to pay for a babysitter too. Tommy clearly has a thing for Jane, telling her that he would do ANYTHING for her...although, why isn't her HUSBAND babysitting?
Probably because at that moment, Jane's photographer husband, Kyle Mason, is across town doing a photoshoot with Kira Noir and Kenzie Reeves. The girls are decked out in their cheerleader uniforms and flaunting their tight bodies for the camera.
Suddenly, to everyone's horror, half of the skin on Kenzie's face comes sliding off, falling to the floor! As Kira helps a frantic Kenzie re-apply her face, she tells Jane that this kind of thing has been happening a lot to her lately too. Why NOW?! Kenzie asks.
Kira responds that their bodies are falling apart because their contract with the devil is coming due, reminding Kenzie that after 20 years, they have to sacrifice a virgin to keep their eternal beauty. But NEITHER one of them knows any virgins. Although...Jane is going back to school for computer science...she HAS to know a virgin!
When Kyle mentions that he can't wait to post the photos he took, the girls realize that they CAN'T let him do that, since it would give away their secret. Thinking fast, they offer to help him shoot something...DIFFERENT, something that's guaranteed to go viral.
Kyle can't resist and has Kira bend over. Kenzie buries her face in Kira's tight pussy. At the same time, Kyle slips Kenzie's panties off and starts to tongue her little clit.
These girls will do ANYTHING to keep their infernal beauty secrets...
Nominated - Best Comedic Screenplay, AVN 2020
Nominated - Best Comedy, AVN 2020
Our quest for the ideal babysitter continued, and next on our list of prospects was the adorable Adria Rae. When she arrived for her interview, we told Adria that we pride ourselves on maintaining a comforting and soothing home. How would Adria contribute to creating a stress-free environment? Adria suggested that she could light some sage, but we had other ideas, so we gave Adria some sexy lingerie to put on while she massaged the stress out of us. But of course, in our grand family tradition, one thing led to another and the massage turned into a full-on fuck-fest. Babysitting is a very stressful job after all, and is there ANY better way to de-stress?
Evil tiki babe Joanna Angel has gotten the drop on Aaron (Small Hands) and Emma Hix, tying them up and demanding to know why they're investigating her and her bar, the Cannibal Cult. But Aaron's confused. He's no cop, he's a blogger who writes about secret bars. In fact, one post from him could put Cannibal Cult on the map. Joanna's furious. The last place she wants her bar to be is ON THE MAP, since the Cannibal Cult's really just a front for all sorts of shady shenanigans.
Wondering whether or not she believes Aaron, Joanna threatens to eat Aaron and Emma for dinner unless he fucks her and Vanessa, since that's the only way to REALLY prove that he's not a cop.
Having sex with two gorgeous women at the same time is never an easy task, but Aaron will do whatever it takes to save his beloved Emma. So, as Emma is carted off to another room, Aaron gallantly allows Joanna and Vanessa to suck his cock.
No one said being a hero was easy!
