It was time for me to step into my office and get to work! (And by work, I mean fuck the shit out of myself with one of my favorite dildos.) I'm telling you - they keep making dildos better and better these days...you guys better step it up, or I might just marry one of these things! I sure got off a bunch, and I hope you enjoy watching it.
I was alone in a garage with the lovely little nymphette, Mary Jane Marley! She was telling me all about what 18-year-old good-girls-gone-bad like her do when they go out to have fun. I couldn't believe such a sweet face could be so dirty and nasty...but she proved me wrong when she started masturbating in the garage, right there. It was really really hot!
I was doing a signing in Sacramento, and checked into the hotel a little late...too late to get any food! But I was hungry, so I ventured into the hotel kitchen to see what they had...which was nothing but water, and ice trays. So I decided that if I couldn't satisfy my stomach with some food, I could AT LEAST satisfy my pussy with a BurningAngel dildo on the kitchen counter. And wash my feet in the sink. The food-less kitchen was good for something.
I was with my friend at a hotel bar, and I couldn't stop giggling. He thought I was tipsy, but really...I was just keeping a secret...so I invited him back to my hotel room to reveal to him the reason for all my giggles: I had a butt plug in my ass all day! It makes running errands a lot more fun, what can I say?
