Asphyxia went to the porn store to get her favorite porn star's autograph (Joanna Angel...duh!). When Asphyxia showed up, Joanna threw spit balls at her! It was incredibly disappointing. Upset, she spoke with the store manager about Joanna's behavior; he's a big believer in 'The Customer Is Always Right', so to show her how right she was, he fucked her hard in the bathroom! Now THAT is some good customer service!