Sidney took a bartending job at the Hawaiian Tiki bar, but not because she needed the money...she had a major girl boner for the Hula Girl, London Keyes, who danced on stage there. When London realized Sidney was crushing on her, she hula-ed herself over to Sidney's pussy and they did a little 'dancing' of their own.
Kleio and Jessie Lee are Kung Fu students who...well...have a competitive thing going on. When it comes to Kung Fu, that is...and everything else. And by 'everything else', I mean fucking-and-sucking! To settle the score, the two have a fuck-off with Mr Pete and Tommy Pistol...who will win!?! And who will...win?!
I wanted to see what would happen if I put BellaVendetta in an all white room - white sheets, white walls, white ceiling - with nothing else in there...would she shed her gothic ways and turn into an angel? Well, Keni Styles came along during this experiment...and I think the white walls just made BV even less holy than she was before...so no - no angel. Just a lot of sex in a white room!
Three cheers for...DOUBLE PENETRATION! Most of you don't know, but Shay used to be a cheerleader. She showed off her awesome pom pom skills for Erik and James. After cheers like 'I-LOVE-SEX' and 'DOUBLE-PENETRATION-IS-THE-WAY-TO-BE!', they got the hint and gave her what she wanted. All three of them scored big that day!
Nova was making a salad for Mick and accidentally spilled some olive oil on herself. At first, she thought that was un-cool, but then Mick Blue begged to differ! He liked when her awesome big D-sized boobs looked all shiny! He liked it so much, he decided to try and make himself look shiny too. This then resulted in one of the slipperiest - but coolest - scenes ever!
The first time I saw Scarlett Pain's boobs, I was positive that they weren't real. I mean, they were the perkiest, most perfect set of D tits I had ever seen in my life. I was like - 'Yo - she must have a good plastic surgeon.' One day I inappropriately grabbed her boobs (oh yeah - please don't try that at home. I am a cool boob specialist; therefore I have special privileges to grope girls...YOU DON'T!) and I was like - 'HOLY SHIT, THESE TITS ARE REAL!' and then she just giggled and smiled. So yeah. Lets give a round of applause to Scarlett and her really real and really cool titties!
Being a boob expert has really opened up a lot of doors for me. I mean, a 34 D looks totally different than a 36 D. I had no idea! I thought there were just 'D's. There is so much I need to learn. Audrey has 36 D boobs and they really are so Cool. She was so sweet and quiet and seemingly innocent - I had no idea she was gonna take it in the ass! I was like, 'AH!'. She got fucked in the back of a super Cool tattoo shop called Traditional Ink in LA. I think tattoos are pretty Cool...even though LA isn't super Cool. But Audrey Elson is definitely Cool. And so are her boobs.
Alec and Shay were getting ready for the car show, but Shay was way too excited and bubbly to be a good car model. According to Alec, she had to look hot and bored...the hot thing she got down, but the bored thing needed some practice. After she finally got it...there sure was a good reward. Nothing turns a greaser on more than a hot, bored rockabilly chick!
Indigo came to LA to shoot lots of porno, but she was totally preoccupied with her schoolwork! I knew I had to find someone special to tear her away from her thesis paper, so I invited Keni Styles over during her study break to give her a different kind of lesson...with his penis. She was grateful for the "alternative knowledge" and jumped right into the "assignment"...yay for study breaks!
