Jessie Lee went to college and HATED her roommate. Everything about her! Stuffed animals? Fuck you, monkey! What are you, 5?? While trashing the room like a true bad girl bitch, she disovered the reason her stupid roommate is always so happy - secret vibrating sex toy! So of course Jessie was gonna use it to masturbate with!! Ah, finally in a good mood.
Pete and Asphyxia went to the bar, but the bartender wouldn't serve them because they didn't look 21! So they tried to steal some booze and got caught! Asphyxia tried to explain that she's young and angry and just wants to get drunk and fuck. She can vote, she can drive, do porn (if she ever wanted to do something like that...) but not old enough to drink?? He thought this punk schoolgirl should be drunk on cock before she turns 21 instead of alcohol. And they might as well make it a threesome!
Emily's boobs got too big and nothing fit her right, so she tried to ask her roommate Brian if she could borrow a shirt, but got no answer. He was too busy headbanging. They have a totally platonic relationship but he definitely noticed her boobs were bigger lately. She was only a little offended when she found out he jerked off to the though of her before... and kinda turned on. Fuck the shirt, it's time to get naked!
Nerdy schoolgirl Eidyia was basically doing Anthony the bully's homework for him, and when she tried to convince him that doing his own homework was fun, she had to get creative! Wearing only 1/2 her clothes = 1/3 of an erection. He stuck his numerator in her denominator and they made one nasty fraction!
Better Blonde Business intern Nicole Malice noticed Jessie Lee did NOT like Kleio's ex. Neither of the girls seemed to like Nicole yet either, so when Jessie pulled Kleio away from the office for their meeting with the President of the World... well, being the nice girl that she is, Nicole thought she had a duty help solve his girl problems with her match-making skills... and with her extremely inviting pussy and pretty pink lips wrapped around his cock! This blonde punk Barbie doll cheered him right up with a nice hard pounding right on her desk - Better Blonde indeed!
Tommy and Joanna arrived at (not) Coachella right on time for student council president Draven's talent show! Woodstock? Lollapalooza? They're called 'talent shows' now. Draven hula-hooped the fuck out and Danny's feminist finger puppets were... inspired? Tommy and Joanna's song 'Gimme Some Pants' rocked, but Draven was more visibly impressed with Tommy's performance than Joanna's, so she left right before Draven expressed that she had another talent - fitting two cocks in her mouth! She won the talent show.
Mabel and her friends went out for a night on the town, got wild and crazy, and made a mess in the limo! The chauffeur was not happy about the spilled champagne and whipped cream in the backseat, but Mable had her own special way of paying for the damages...she got her chauffeur's big cock in her pussy in the back seat of his big car!
Veruca and Brian Street Team's den didn't exactly need any more decor, but Veruca James still wanted to 'decorate' the atmosphere with a little romping and rockin'. She put on an old record, danced on the carpet and waited for BST to shag her...in the butt! Fortunately, she didn't have to wait too long.
Effie's nerdy boyfriend, Danny Wylde, was always too busy playing piano to try and fuck her, so she decided to take matters into her own hands. She found him in the school music room practicing and suggested he practice playing a different instrument...mainly her wet cunt! Fucking Effie was so much more fulfilling than playing Beethoven's 'Moonlight Sonata'.
Lucia Hyde and Tommy Pistol were taking a state exam, with a test monitor and a Scantron sheet and all those boring stuff. Eventually, they realized it was time to have a little fun. First they doodled...then they canoodled. Or at least, their private parts did. I don't think they passed their exam. Oh well.
Danny Wylde - the owner of a flats-only, open-toed shoe store - couldn't believe that his new saleswoman, Asphyxia, was a high heel addict. So after the two battled it out, he couldn't wait to get on his hands and knees and praise the uncovered feet - and pussy and ass - of his best sales assistant, Krissie Dee. He came all over those pretty puppies.
Tommy Pistol is a student who is...well...misunderstood?! He's always fooling around in class, and screwing with the teacher's head, and doesn't seem to care about anything. But Mikaela can see right through Tommy's class clown persona...she knows he cares about SOMETHING: hardcore fucking! And she wants him to know she understands...
Heroic - and horny - librarian, Draven, convinces the evil James Deen to turn himself in after holding everyone hostage in the library for hours and hours. She promises him goodies...like books with pictures...a clean library card...and her pussy!!! He takes the offer, and decides to turn himself in, but collects on the pussy first.
We stopped to pick Keni up on the way to our cabin summer vacation, and even though everyone was pretty excited to see him, I think Moretta was the most excited. Like...REALLY excited. She couldn't contain herself, and fucked him right there and then in the back of my SUV...good thing I drive a huge car!
