Nominated - Best Comedic Screenplay, AVN 2020
Nominated - Best Comedy, AVN 2020
Our quest for the ideal babysitter continued, and next on our list of prospects was the adorable Adria Rae. When she arrived for her interview, we told Adria that we pride ourselves on maintaining a comforting and soothing home. How would Adria contribute to creating a stress-free environment? Adria suggested that she could light some sage, but we had other ideas, so we gave Adria some sexy lingerie to put on while she massaged the stress out of us. But of course, in our grand family tradition, one thing led to another and the massage turned into a full-on fuck-fest. Babysitting is a very stressful job after all, and is there ANY better way to de-stress?
Soldiering on in our pursuit of the perfect babysitter, we welcomed our next candidate into our home: the luscious Alina Lopez. We kicked off the interview by telling Alina how important it is that our little one be well-versed in the arts. And what's an essential part of all great art? Well, INSPIRATION, of course! So we offered Alina the living room as her stage and told her to inspire us. Alina got to work, stripping off her clothes and gyrating her stacked body as she twerked her juicy ass and motorboated us with her perky titties. Well, it's safe to say that she DEFINITELY inspired us. In fact, we were feeling SO inspired that we pulled Alina in for a good old-fashioned performance art piece...our patented family threesome. We didn't realize it at first, but Alina really was a starving artist...starving for COCK!
Still on the hunt for the best babysitter, we invited cutie Kenzie Reeves to try out for the job. The number one thing we look for in a babysitter is being prepared, so we needed to make sure that Kenzie was geared up for any possibility, INCLUDING a massive heat wave. After all, this IS the west coast, and who would take care of the baby if Kenzie died of heat exhaustion?! So we quizzed Kenzie, asking her what she'd do if a heat wave suddenly hit. She wasn't too sure, so we gave her a little hint and brought her some ice. Kenzie took the hint---big time---and rubbed the ice on her arms, her legs, and before we knew it, on her little shaved pussy. Now THAT'S refreshing! And it's also exactly the kind of resourcefulness that we were looking for in a sitter. But before offering Kenzie the job, we just had to make sure that the three of us were compatible. And there was only ONE way to do that: by fucking Kenzie's brains out. Hey, no one said finding the perfect sitter was going to be easy!
Pressing on with our search for the perfect babysitter, petite princess Elsa Jean arrived for her interview. Even though her ass looked yummy and her body looked fit and fuckable, we still needed to make sure that she was in the proper physical shape to take on the...STRENUOUS duties of 'babysitting'. So we had her hop into a tiny pair of underwear and a little tube top to test some of her physical reactions. After she jumped up and down a few times, stretched her long legs and bounced her plump little ass in our faces we needed to make sure that she could physically keep up with US, so we invited Elsa to join us in our customary family threesome. Elsa was totally up for it, giving us her perfectly perky tits and sweetly shaved snatch to lick, stretch, fuck, finger, and scissor; all the filthy and forbidden things that make her scream and make us cream.
Sweet natural blonde Mia Malkova arrived to interview about the babysitter position. We could tell this future kindergarten teacher would be great, but she'd still have to demonstrate her skills, like how to bathtime properly! We were concerned when she got in fully clothed, informing her of error. Righting her wrong, she stripped down and then offered to 'bathe' us next! You know, with slobber and pussy juices and sweat and cum on our bodies from all the fucking! Maybe we should have a little one someday, I do so enjoy having threesomes with innocent babysitters!
Continuing the search for the perfect babysitter, we became quite concerned when long legged blonde Haley Reed showed up to interview for the position because she was just so tall! We are a very short family, so we had to test various things like her reflexes and response time to objects rolling around on the floor - she's very quick. Great! It's important for us to get to know her before allowing her into our close family, and celebrate her new job.. with a threesome. It's customary for the heads of the household to sit on such a beautiful face and make sure she's stuffed full of cock.
Innocent Brazilian brunette Gina Valentina arrived to interview with 'parents' Joanna Angel and Small Hands. After a series of standard questions, things got a little stranger and confusing when they began testing her reactions to hypothetical situations, and she ended up stripping off all her clothes and masturbating with a dildo and sucking cock while the mister was on a fake phone call. Lets just say they got carried away and she'd make a terrible babysitter if a threesome with a married couple is her answer to everything.
Giselle Palmer arrived to interview for the babysitter position 'parents' Joanna Angel and Small Hands were hiring for. Noticing how clean their home was, Giselle mentioned it was like they didn't even have kids - and, well, they don't, so they convinced her their offspring was allergic to everything, including most clothing. Understanding how serious allergies can be, she promised never to wear clothes in their home again, stripping down revealing her beautiful big natural tits and round ass. The 'parents' were wearing clothes as a courtesy, and their nudity followed - as it turns out, intimacy makes the allergens go away!
After Sierra Cure patiently listened to a long-winded story about why the last three babysitters had been fired and how loud the neighbor was, overbearing dad finally left to play nine holes of golf - yes, time to flick the bean! She is all for following instructions, but masturbating quietly is not Sierra's strong point. She was startled and fucking pissed off by a loud knock on the door as she was about to cum - apparently Sierra was so loud, the neighbor Bill Bailey thought her 'cat' was making too much noise. Of course she had 'no idea' what he was talking about and she'd try to fix the issue by lying her pretty little tits off. Resuming her noise, Bill couldn't take it anymore and burst through the door to find her knuckle-deep inside herself! But poor Sierra explained she still lived with her parents and this was her only time to get off! Guess who was more than happy to lend her a helping hand, a stiff cock, and a tongue fucking to the ass?
John Strong's kids' nanny Eidyia was baking cookies to reward his little angels for being so good. Only, she was making a huge mess, and was going to feed them to the children for breakfast. She knows it's unhealthy, but she just loves to give out prizes for good behavior! When dad came home early from his business trip, he was a bit less than pleased and it turns out that he hates cookies - ALL cookies, especially those wretched biscuits that babysitters make! Eidyia thought surely he couldn't really dislike ALL cookies, so she offered him a sweet treat of her own - Eidyia's *special* cookie. Finally! A cookie he could really eat! And a meatstick a girl could really wrap her lips around and swallow. They did it all for the nookie.
Jordyn Shane was stuck babysitting yet again. She was so fucking bored! Then she noticed the kinda creepy but kinda cute neighbor peering at her through the window next door, yet again - who wouldn't have their eyes glued to her? He was unaware she noticed him peeping, so Jordyn decided to have some fun with it - she bent over and wiggled her thick, juicy booty, then pulled out her boobs! Neighbor boy knew it was finally his moment to land the hottest babysitter ever when she made the universal symbol for blowjobs and waved him over! They wasted no time and got down - Jordyn played with her clit while he plowed her and came hard on his meatstick. She was rewarded with a nice load of bored-be-gone juice on her big, glistening titties!
1 of 1|We followed Dana DeArmond while shooting our Strap On feature! She and Krissie Dee wore sexy stockings on set that day, unf! And before Krissie ever fingered my pussy in real life, she fingered my fleshlight! See the behind-the-scenes lady banging right here! Then I teach London Lanchester how to act like a babysitter for her scene with Wolf Hudson, AKA Mr. Angel, haha!
