
Well isn't this romantic! One brunette Janice Griffith gyrates sexily in the sunlight wearing black gothic lingerie whilst waiting for her dark prince Xander Corvus to come find and fuck her. Simply the thought of getting his nice fat cock makes her pussy drip with antici...pation! That trickle of cunt juice turns into streams upon streams of girl cum once Xander starts pounding away at her precious twat! All squirts and smiles, Janice is the human equivalent of a waterfall, having strong squirting orgasms 30 god damned times! She might be the solution to California's drought.

In this adult Wednesday Addams sex fantasy, Katrina Jade features as your favorite creepy goth girl! Today, she takes her Uber driver Tommy Pistol on a journey down her very long driveway.. It's only when they reach their final destination that Tommy realizes Katrina's ride hasn't yet ended, and his only choice was coming inside at her demand! She told him to eat her pussy, and while scared, he knew what must be done! Besides, if he didn't make her cum like the devil by fucking the abyss right out of her, he might find himself in danger...

Oh no! Party girl Eden Sin's loud date Ramon showed up to the house and started making a ruckus while her stepbrother Pete was sleeping nearby. He wakes up, scolding her along with this friends with benefits guy who is casually banging his stepsister, because she's SUPPOSED to be studying, and well, he isn't getting any pussy at all. Eden knows this, so she turns the tables on her bro and decides she could show him how to get his bone on properly. Since his sister just wants to have fun and fuck, this is really a win/win for Eden. Double penetration, and the gift of a sexual education!

In our latest Very Adult Wednesday Addams sex fantasy, Gina Valentina takes the role, and she wants a man... a dancing man! She ordered a hot gigolo from the backpages, and 666 minutes later: voila, a personal dancing fireman delivered right to her doorstep! He wasn't a very good dancer, but she had other uses for him in mind, like him pummeling her tight, sweet whore hole right into the abyss with his thick throbbing penis and getting her face covered in sticky cum. She paid for a show, and sure as fuck got one! The spirits are pleased.

Small Hands fell in lust with Anna Bell Peaks this one time she fucked his friend and squirted her girl jizz all over HIS back, because she wasn't quite finished getting off yet. He couldn't take his mind off this, so he wrote her a song, gave her flowers.. It was this whole grand romantic gesture that worked like a charm! They say chivalry is dead, by my count, Anna Bell soaked him in a waterfall of lady juices from orgasming more than a dozen times, which Small Hands lapped up like a thirsty jungle cat. He's a real gentleman, and romance exists!

Brenna Sparks' stepdad Ramon is SO WEIRD, always walking around naked, eating bananas, and wagging his cock around for all the neighors to see. He interrupts his bratty stepdaughter's selfie session and receives a tongue lashing for the annoyance and nudity - this just isn't how you do things in America, gosh! Dad disagrees and encourages Brenna to try being naked more often. She's unsure at first, but likes his butt and starts to enjoy the feeling of having her beautiful boobs out.. pretty soon she's fully naked, and admiring his big, erect penis with her mouth and tight young slit!

Sydnee Vicious is a real-life anime schoolgirl. Shy, submissive and most of all, horny, this good girl was up to no good at all, masturbating on the couch! She hoped nobody would catch her being a slut in private, but the jig was up when Xander walked in! He believed she wasn't diddling herself quite right, so he'd have to make this naughty girl well-behaved once again, teaching her dripping wet cunt and mouth a real sex lesson with his manmeat. This pigtailed, big tit co-ed never felt anything like these orgasms before.. being bad MUST be good!

Elsa Jean is supposed to be loading out, and by that I mean taking Gage Sin's cock post-show, but instead she got caught in the band's green room making out with Chloe Carter, his little stepsister! Woah! Elsa insisted they could still fuck - but with a little teasing, and literally threatening to tell his girlfriend he's been fucking HER for the last year, he and his boner quickly grew more comfortable with the idea of screwing them both. They took turns stealing pleasure from Gage and burying their faces in each others pussies until everyone was sufficiently rocked-and-rolled!


When Leigh Raven answered Xander's ad seeking to rent a room, she wasn't quite expecting her room to be half of one side of a couch, or all the creepy housemates. She didn't have a lot of options due to her little squirting problem - she soaks everything with her girl cum. Being a nice guy, Xander offered to help Leigh demonstrate the extent of the situation by lending his cockmeat to excite her into strong, wet orgasms. It ended up not ruining the original wood floors at all and they were able to reach an agreement to become roommates, but I sure hope he has flood insurance!

Petite Asian Kimberly Chi is a sparkly little bubble devil! She loves blowing bubbles, and blowing other things, like Tommy Pistol! This babe is all wet and ready to take a hard pounding. Kimberly loves getting sloppy, deep throating and drooling all over a nice, stiff cock. If you press this petite sex demon's buttons, or her g spot, in just the right way, she'll spray her girl jizz everywhere if you're lucky. You play your cards right and she'll be happily blowing cum bubbles after you blow a load in her pretty mouth!

Xander is just not taking his band seriously enough, so his manager Dahlia Sky thought he deserved a real tongue lashing. He needs to cut down on the groupie sex, make it to practice, and be on time.. But her simply saying this wasn't enough to convince him. She'd have to show him she meant serious business, even if it meant letting him fuck her like his dirty slut groupies. She's a manager, they can't fuck like her at all! And they certainly don't let him put it in their asses. Dahlia will not be outdone by a bunch of little backstage skanks!

Mariah (ahem...Marilyn Monroe) got all gussied up to go out and watch Wolf Hudson (Elivs) shake his hips! He spotted her out of the corner of his eye, and in a gentlemanly-like effort, offered her a bite of his sandwich. But Marilyn was more interested in being the sex icon she is, and the only thing she wanted to get her lips on was his rock & roll cock...so he gave it to her...in her mouth, in her pussy and in her ass!

Watching Anthony work on his automobile was really turning Zarrah on. But when she realized he was more interested in sprucing it up than he was in paying attention to her, she wasted no time in going up to him and offering to show him her ass tattoo. Once her panties were off, the only thing Anthony's car was good for was anal pounding!

James caught up with Gabriella while she was in the bathroom, doing her makeup, getting ready to go out for the day. She told him all about how she loved getting fucked in the ass for the first time by Mr. Pete, and how she's been addicted to it ever since. So...James offered up his anal fucking services, and...well...she took him up on it! I don't think she made it out for the day.


Tommy Pistol is a student who is...well...misunderstood?! He's always fooling around in class, and screwing with the teacher's head, and doesn't seem to care about anything. But Mikaela can see right through Tommy's class clown persona...she knows he cares about SOMETHING: hardcore fucking! And she wants him to know she understands...

Heroic - and horny - librarian, Draven, convinces the evil James Deen to turn himself in after holding everyone hostage in the library for hours and hours. She promises him goodies...like books with pictures...a clean library card...and her pussy!!! He takes the offer, and decides to turn himself in, but collects on the pussy first.

In this episode of A Very Adult Wednesday Addams featuring Joanna Angel, one Mr. Hands placed a call to the gas company about a leak, and the meter reader, Mark Wood, comes knocking and interrupting the creepy queen's daily ritual. Turns out, Mr. hands died in.. an accident.. but she allowed him to enter her backyard while she performed her ritual - masturbating with a demon dildo, summoning power from the darkness to bestow into her void, along with Mark's huge cock! He ate that ass and fucked her tight little puckerhole, and slippery slit until came hard upon him and received his seed, completing the mystic event.

And now for the main event: Miesha 'Cupcake' Taint versus 'Rowdy' Ronda ArouseMe! Miesha knowing that Arabelle taking the official's cock in her ass made no difference, she was in for the fight of her life - after her trainer warmed up her pussy with her fingers! Ronda's coach massaged her titties - now they were both ready! You can't fuck with the champ - not until after you lose to her from a fierce tit bar! Ronda sat on Miesha's face and she tapped out as Ronda rubbed one out on her opponent. Her cupcake taint belonged to Ronda! For the first time in history, these fighters would have a lesbian pussy licking sextravaganza right before the whole crowd!

Veronica Rose plays poker in red and black classic pin up lingerie as a strategy to distract her opponents, only it's not working this time and loses every hand. She's going to win her chips back one way or another from Erik Everhard. The strategy? Use her tight wet pussy, deep throat, and big natural tits to get what she wants - which was getting a stuffing in her fuck holes a big cock as her nylons roll down her legs the entire time. She moves her pussy up and down his rod to fuck him back like a horny vixen as her boobs sway with the rhythm. Everyone's a winner here!


Kelsi Lynn was helping herself to some video games while wearing some sheer little number and high heels that made Mr. Pete want to whip out the video camera (and his cock) and play with her perfect bubble butt and pierced nipples - she had to pause the game. He loved watching her beautiful face suck and deep throat him with her glasses on, and admiring her delicious looking pussy stretching as he fucked her from behind. Watch Kelsi enter the bone-zone as she takes a pov deep-dicking from Pete that renders her unable to speak sentences from cumming.

The next caller to the Ellis Show, Eidyia, had a story about her wedding. She had her driver stop to pick up her Maid of Honor who happened to be a large black guy (with a HUGE dick), Prince Yahshua. She had a problem: she's nervous and was just SO horny. She used to be a big freak - if only she had one more chance to be a big, huge, ass fucking, cock sucking whore.. Prince suggested other men, but none would do. She asked the driver to fuck her rotten, but he suggested Prince! It was the only way. She wanted him to fuck her with all he had - in her face, her pussy, her ass, be treated like the dirty slut that she is. That's what I call a white wedding! Red Dragons!

The next 'scrubber' who called into the Ellis Show with a story was a party girl, Taurus, who told me the most incredible fucking story. She and her friend Romance brought home four guys from a rave that they found in the bathroom and at the bar. They girls didn't really know them, but they were so hot they decided to have their own rave.. with their mouths and pussies on some stranger cocks. Watch four dudes bang these candy-wearing, cum-guzzling raver whores to the moon. Remember, sharing is caring, especially when it comes to having safe-ish group sex with strangers. Red Dragons!

Here's the ultimate treat for all Ellis and Joanna Angel fans: after years of being a guest on the Ellis show - here I am playing Jason Ellis in a porno, based on their bit 'Dude, Am I A Slut?' - and Rizzo Ford was the first wanker in question able to stop fingering herself long enough to call me and tell me the sluttiest thing she ever did: she went to her Army recruitment center and wore a skirt with no panties, the men ordered her do push ups and caught them looking up her skirt - but since it was about freedom.. She took both their dicks as they double teamed her in this threeway for the USA. Some girls dream of being President, others dream of being declared a slut by Jason Ellis. Red Dragons!

My pool party was a great success and as things were winding down - BUSTED! The homeowner returned, inquiring as to why some douchebag posted party photos from his house - and got DJ 12 Shooter's instagram account suspended (and he thought he could take the homeowner in a fight - he couldn't). Everyone left and being in trouble, I thought I could help this grumpypants relax with some forgiveness that includes a sloppy blowjob and putting his meat in my tight pussy while he fingered my asshole. Wow, he had a huge cock! The deep dicking I took worked out fine, until he realized someone peed in his expensive plants.

Areolites Vyxen Steel and Veronica Rose were enjoying their 'working vacation' poolside in the sun, popping bottles and gossiping about all the Earth dicks that keep dying. Agents Michael Vegas and Mr. Pete were about, hearing reports of being infiltrated by alien beings who appear to be women with abnormally large breasts. Pete was a skeptic until they happened upon these two, recklessly shooting ray guns into the sky. The men in black knew they shouldn't, but how often do you get to fuck a two girls at once, make them squirt, pound their asses, or DP, let alone one girl, let alone from outer space?! Never. #YOLO.

Veronica Rose needed to step up her game if she was going to find the perfect Earth penis and save Areola. Turning to Tinder at the advice of her Captain, she easily found some dick, in the form of one male Bill Bailey, who was lead to believe this was merely 'alien roleplay.' Such cunning! Not able to take this Earthling back to her planet until verifying that his cock was in fact perfect (hopefully for his sake it is, because deadly tit-lasers could be an issue), they had a big-tit bouncing, ass-eating fuck session in the restaurant booth, in full public view!

Captain Sheridan had to discipline her girls on mission to Earth for frolicking around like interstellar fairies. You pretty much have to call it a day after needing to explain Tinder, where penis is plentiful, and comms expert Axis Evol wondered why she didn't assume the mission herself - well, she doesn't like dick and wouldn't know the perfect penis if it hyper-accelerated up her ass. Axis being of the same mind, took advantage of this opportunity to have some big busted girl on girl time.. And when she fucked the Captain's pussy with the perfect fake dong, it made her squirt hot lady cum all over space!
