Asphyxia went to the porn store to get her favorite porn star's autograph (Joanna Angel...duh!). When Asphyxia showed up, Joanna threw spit balls at her! It was incredibly disappointing. Upset, she spoke with the store manager about Joanna's behavior; he's a big believer in 'The Customer Is Always Right', so to show her how right she was, he fucked her hard in the bathroom! Now THAT is some good customer service!
Three cheers for...DOUBLE PENETRATION! Most of you don't know, but Shay used to be a cheerleader. She showed off her awesome pom pom skills for Erik and James. After cheers like 'I-LOVE-SEX' and 'DOUBLE-PENETRATION-IS-THE-WAY-TO-BE!', they got the hint and gave her what she wanted. All three of them scored big that day!
It was Maven's first scene, and she could not think of a stage name! While Ladie fantasized about reenacting an iconic scene from her favorite Disney movie, but making it a little bit sexier. A nice romantic candlelight dinner, a big plate of spaghetti...and a big dildo; it's a great way to experience your first scene...don't you think?
Band Fucking Groupies Kleio and Kristina were patiently waiting for their turns to fuck the singer of their favorite metal band: Nathan Explosion of Dethklok. After some time, they realized that no man's cock was worth waiting in line for, and they had some fun with each other instead. You can still have a lot of fun backstage without the band!
Tori Lux was nervous about having anal sex on camera...she had never done it before! I knew she loved it in her personal life, so I was sure she would also love it on camera...and of course, she did...and she did an awesome job and it looked awesome. Tori Lux is one sexy, dirty bitch and we love her.
Evan Stone came into the local bar every night with his shirt off, and incessantly hit on all the bartenders. No one could tolerate him...except Dana DeArmond. For whatever reason, she was infatuated with his ridiculous ways! You know what they say; there is someone out there for everyone...and when someone finds that other someone, they have anal sex with them in a bathroom. It's true romance, really!
Nova was making a salad for Mick and accidentally spilled some olive oil on herself. At first, she thought that was un-cool, but then Mick Blue begged to differ! He liked when her awesome big D-sized boobs looked all shiny! He liked it so much, he decided to try and make himself look shiny too. This then resulted in one of the slipperiest - but coolest - scenes ever!
The first time I saw Scarlett Pain's boobs, I was positive that they weren't real. I mean, they were the perkiest, most perfect set of D tits I had ever seen in my life. I was like - 'Yo - she must have a good plastic surgeon.' One day I inappropriately grabbed her boobs (oh yeah - please don't try that at home. I am a cool boob specialist; therefore I have special privileges to grope girls...YOU DON'T!) and I was like - 'HOLY SHIT, THESE TITS ARE REAL!' and then she just giggled and smiled. So yeah. Lets give a round of applause to Scarlett and her really real and really cool titties!
Being a boob expert has really opened up a lot of doors for me. I mean, a 34 D looks totally different than a 36 D. I had no idea! I thought there were just 'D's. There is so much I need to learn. Audrey has 36 D boobs and they really are so Cool. She was so sweet and quiet and seemingly innocent - I had no idea she was gonna take it in the ass! I was like, 'AH!'. She got fucked in the back of a super Cool tattoo shop called Traditional Ink in LA. I think tattoos are pretty Cool...even though LA isn't super Cool. But Audrey Elson is definitely Cool. And so are her boobs.
Phoenix has a new boyfriend...he's an artist...a very very serious artist. She went over to his studio and sat in the bathroom, patiently waiting for him to fuck her...she watched him wash his brushes, and listened to him talk about his very, very serious art. But she was more serious about getting fucked in the bathroom...and eventually, he threw the brushes aside and got serious about that too!
Some people go to tattoo shops to get tattooed...like Sparky. And some people - like Steve Holmes - go to tattoo shops to jerk off in the bathroom. Sparky decided that what was going on in the bathroom was far more exciting than getting ink so she joined Steve and let him fuck her in the ass while everyone in the shop carried out their business.
Jessie Lee got all dolled up for some cock; she put on a pretty dress and everything. After she was all into it, she woke me up from my nap and invited me into the cock action. It was pretty awesome. If you thought it was cool to have sex with one of us - just wait till you feel like you're having sex with BOTH of us. It's pretty neat.