Jews are known for their match-making abilities! Using my Jew powers, I got Brittany and Danny Wylde to bone each other! I was pretty sneaky about it. But in any case, while Danny was driving over, I warmed Brittany's pussy up with my mouth and fingers! We sure had a lot of fun. I will be a fluffer for Brittany on any day!
Sally Sparrow was sent to the nurse's office at school because she had a bad bad fever...a naughty fever...a dirty fever...JUNGLE FEVER! Lucky for her, the nurse was Sean Michaels - a black man with a huge cock. He sure didn't cure her case of jungle fever, but he DID make her sick day on the doctor's table a lot of fun!
Teaganism was staying at James Deen's house for a few days, and wanting to suck his cock the entire time! But unfortunately, something was troubling him and he'd been in kind of a bad mood while she was there. So she did what any hot sexy punk chick with a mohawk would do: she took things into her own hands! And by 'things', I mean James' nutsack. He cheered right up, and she got a hot POV ass fuck out of it! Teaganism is a true problem solver.
James Deen and I were so excited to go on vacation to the lake house and film 'Joanna Angel and James Deen's Summer Vacation' - available in the BurningAngel Store! (mmm, shameless plug) - that we got naked and did it. Even though we were going on vacation to fuck, sometimes you just gotta get it on before that time comes. I'm not a very patient person.
When you put Angel Blaze and Sasha Sweet together, you can get a bunch of fun combos...Sasha Blaze...Angel Sweet...Sweet Blaze...Sweet Angel...but when we put them together, we got something even better than all those silly names: we got two hot lesbian strippers fucking the shit out of each other on a pole! Haha...oh yeah!
Dahlia Black wanted a piece of her brilliant Russian History teacher - the 'Gray Wolf' - really badly, but he was more interested in vodka and Communism than fucking his students. However, he suggested she fuck his TA - Tommy Pistol, the 'Wolf Pup' - instead. Wolf or Wolf pup - she didn't really care...as long as they could fuck while talking dirty about the great USSR!
I took a break when we were filming a movie to have a cigarette on the rooftop of the building. But then when I was up there, I started thinking about the scene we had just shot - not with me in it - and I got really horny. It had been awhile since I had sex, so I started touching myself a little. I was having a moment! I guess everyone was waiting on me downstairs, and our camera man came up to get me...I kept telling him I needed a minute, until I just decided he could stay and watch as I masturbated. That seemed much more logical than having him run up and down the stairs until I finished to see if I was ready.
I was alone in a garage with the lovely little nymphette, Mary Jane Marley! She was telling me all about what 18-year-old good-girls-gone-bad like her do when they go out to have fun. I couldn't believe such a sweet face could be so dirty and nasty...but she proved me wrong when she started masturbating in the garage, right there. It was really really hot!
It was a regular day for Arabelle and Mr. Pete in the town of Bumblefuck. They went into the local shoe shop to get Arabelle some nice new flats, but she was so bored with everything in there, so Asphyxia - the saleswoman - took them into the back to show them a secret stash of HEELS she had smuggled in, despite the shop owner's 'No Heel' policy. As soon as Arabelle tried on a beautiful pair of high heels, she had a sexual awakening and went buck-wild on her country cowboy!
After filming the 'Jersey Shore'-themed scene in BARISTAS - my new coffee-and-pussy-infused DVD! - Kleio, Krysta Kaos and Veruca James were pretty excited to wash all that orange tan crap off their bodies...so excited, in fact, they all jumped into the shower together! They couldn't wait to lather each other up.
When Annika got sent to the principal's office for fucking a dude in the locker room, the principal was pretty shocked. He thought her and all her goth friends were lesbians! She found a way to convince him, though, that she likes boys just as much as girls...right on his desk, with her mouth and cunt. He would never question her sexuality again!
Kimberly Kane was having a hard time connecting with girls...that is, except for the voice of her iPhone info app, 'Sally'. 'Sally' gave Kimberly all the answers to every question she asked her phone - where to eat, where to find a shoe store, if she had too much to drink. When Kimberly told 'Sally' that she wished she was a real person, 'Sally' was programmed to oblige and appeared right there for Kimberly to worship. And worship, she did!
Free-spirited, bead-loving Dana DeArmond went to the back of the coffee shop to learn some musical talents from Stevie-Wonder-enthusiasts, Jon Jon and Julius Ceazher. When they instructed her to play the harmonica with her lips, she rubbed it on her pussy. And then requested a go at their two 'instruments', except those she put into BOTH sets of lips. She's a real natural at 'playing music'.
Tara Toxic was drawing in the school basement when Chad Alva came along, saying his football coach had told him to round up all the 'smelly hippies', so he had come for her. She let him know that she's not a 'smelly hippie' - she's a punk, and his jock ass is the one who smells. To settle this debate, they smelled each other and realized something: they both smelled pretty good! Brought together by their olfactory systems, they got it on, right there and then.
I was doing a signing in Sacramento, and checked into the hotel a little late...too late to get any food! But I was hungry, so I ventured into the hotel kitchen to see what they had...which was nothing but water, and ice trays. So I decided that if I couldn't satisfy my stomach with some food, I could AT LEAST satisfy my pussy with a BurningAngel dildo on the kitchen counter. And wash my feet in the sink. The food-less kitchen was good for something.
Veruca and Brian Street Team's den didn't exactly need any more decor, but Veruca James still wanted to 'decorate' the atmosphere with a little romping and rockin'. She put on an old record, danced on the carpet and waited for BST to shag her...in the butt! Fortunately, she didn't have to wait too long.
If you've ever wondered what it's like to be on the set of a Joanna Angel porn shoot, after the shoot is done, well...then this is the video for you! Here is me, Demonika, Juliette, Brian Street Team, James Deen and crew hanging out by the pool after we filmed Demonika and Juliette fucking in the kitchen for HeavyMetalPussyParty.com. It's a very friendly atmosphere!
When Jessie Lee and Richie are misbehaving in Chorus class, they get sent to the Principal's office. But it seems like all Principal Angel cares about is making more money and getting the fuck away from a bunch of horny students! So she leaves them be in her office and...well...you can guess what occurred.
We took one of your dream girls - AZRAEL - and another one of your dream girls - KLEIO - and put them on a dream rooftop in Brooklyn so they could fuck each other and make an amazing video! You might not have realized that this was your dream video, but now, in seeing this, you know it is. HAPPY FRIDAY! And sweet dreams!