
Did you know that Skin really likes to read? Well, she does. She really really does. So she goes to the library pretty often. But do you know what she likes more than reading? FUCKING! So she usually brings a boy along with her. That way, she can do two things she really loves at once...all in the public library. She's a very efficient lady.

Kelly Chaos was extremely unfortunate to have been stuck waiting on Joanna Angel and Brian Street Team. They were terrible customers! They sat at the table and drank nothing but water for hours - and then dined and dashed! Fortunately, Jiz Lee, the hot bartender, had just the right way to cheer her up. It involved eating her pussy and finger-fucking her till she squirted all over the place!

I wanted to see what would happen if I put BellaVendetta in an all white room - white sheets, white walls, white ceiling - with nothing else in there...would she shed her gothic ways and turn into an angel? Well, Keni Styles came along during this experiment...and I think the white walls just made BV even less holy than she was before...so no - no angel. Just a lot of sex in a white room!


Taurus and Annie were all ready to have a fun night out on the town...but there was just one problem. They both wore the same outfit! Ahhh! It was a girl's worst nightmare! Fortunately, they had a real sexy way of settling their differences; it involved a whole lot of finger-banging and pussy-eating.

Asphyxia went to the porn store to get her favorite porn star's autograph (Joanna Angel...duh!). When Asphyxia showed up, Joanna threw spit balls at her! It was incredibly disappointing. Upset, she spoke with the store manager about Joanna's behavior; he's a big believer in 'The Customer Is Always Right', so to show her how right she was, he fucked her hard in the bathroom! Now THAT is some good customer service!


It was Maven's first scene, and she could not think of a stage name! While Ladie fantasized about reenacting an iconic scene from her favorite Disney movie, but making it a little bit sexier. A nice romantic candlelight dinner, a big plate of spaghetti...and a big dildo; it's a great way to experience your first scene...don't you think?

Band Fucking Groupies Kleio and Kristina were patiently waiting for their turns to fuck the singer of their favorite metal band: Nathan Explosion of Dethklok. After some time, they realized that no man's cock was worth waiting in line for, and they had some fun with each other instead. You can still have a lot of fun backstage without the band!


Tori Lux was nervous about having anal sex on camera...she had never done it before! I knew she loved it in her personal life, so I was sure she would also love it on camera...and of course, she did...and she did an awesome job and it looked awesome. Tori Lux is one sexy, dirty bitch and we love her.

Evan Stone came into the local bar every night with his shirt off, and incessantly hit on all the bartenders. No one could tolerate him...except Dana DeArmond. For whatever reason, she was infatuated with his ridiculous ways! You know what they say; there is someone out there for everyone...and when someone finds that other someone, they have anal sex with them in a bathroom. It's true romance, really!

Being a boob expert has really opened up a lot of doors for me. I mean, a 34 D looks totally different than a 36 D. I had no idea! I thought there were just 'D's. There is so much I need to learn. Audrey has 36 D boobs and they really are so Cool. She was so sweet and quiet and seemingly innocent - I had no idea she was gonna take it in the ass! I was like, 'AH!'. She got fucked in the back of a super Cool tattoo shop called Traditional Ink in LA. I think tattoos are pretty Cool...even though LA isn't super Cool. But Audrey Elson is definitely Cool. And so are her boobs.

The first time I saw Scarlett Pain's boobs, I was positive that they weren't real. I mean, they were the perkiest, most perfect set of D tits I had ever seen in my life. I was like - 'Yo - she must have a good plastic surgeon.' One day I inappropriately grabbed her boobs (oh yeah - please don't try that at home. I am a cool boob specialist; therefore I have special privileges to grope girls...YOU DON'T!) and I was like - 'HOLY SHIT, THESE TITS ARE REAL!' and then she just giggled and smiled. So yeah. Lets give a round of applause to Scarlett and her really real and really cool titties!
